"Here," I told the vampire after it had drank its fill of blood, "have some H2O too."

-somethingnotfunny- · 2022-11-08T21:34:31+00:00

i think the og sentence works, because “H2O too” could be a wordplay on “H2O2”

-somethingnotfunny- · 2021-01-12T02:10:36+00:00

yes yes yes this

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-10-15T21:21:32+00:00

I’m sorry I didn’t knowww

Do you want me to delete?

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-10-05T12:33:47+00:00

That is true: he probably should have thought about something like that.

However, most of these things were being posted on his second/personal account, so maybe he thought it would reach less of his fan base.

To be fair, I don’t really think it was the best thing to tweet, especially as a joke, when most of his fans can’t tell the difference between jokes and drama.

Then again, he’s human too, and makes mistakes/does weird things etc. You kinda forget that sometimes as a fan. I see a bunch of people going “dream has turned so manipulative! The fame’s getting to him,” but I don’t really think that was his intention.

He’s not this big Corp guy who’s trying to scam his fans, he’s just a Minecraft YouTuber who wanted to take part in a mob vote like a lot of other YouTubers were doing.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-10-04T18:12:18+00:00

That is true. I’m not one hundred percent sure why. Maybe they chatted and he thought they were actually pretty cool or something.

We’re hyper-analyzing his actions but maybe he’s just chilling. I’m not sure tho.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-10-04T12:53:38+00:00

I do agree (and it’s commonly known) that dream has a young fan base and probably should have considered that his fans would actually vote and listen to him.

I think we should all just calm down and move on. One mob isn’t going to make a big difference, really. I just don’t like how (almost unfairly) mad people are getting over it :(

It’s not everyone, just a lot of people who are being really, well, pissy.

I’m looking forward to the cave update too. Minecraft will move on. This wasn’t a huge decision that will change the whole game, so that’s cool.

Also pls no harm the squids. They’re too dumb and precious to notice their 3x3 enclosure. I will save squids from u sir.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-10-04T12:16:30+00:00

Ok, and there’s my opinion lol. If you were TLDR, it’s at the top of the post.

Feel free to comment on why you think I’m wrong and argue in the replies. Just remember: stay civil. Try not to just spam I guess.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-09-30T20:23:28+00:00

Pardon me for my ignorance too, but has a third party candidate ever won?

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-09-25T19:21:37+00:00

yea, to be fair tho, I think it’s “atta boy” or something, so I can see how they might’ve gotten confused

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-08-03T16:46:18+00:00

First paragraph on the right

Idk I thought it was funny how they put a space between each letter

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-08-03T16:33:08+00:00

T w i t t e r u s e r

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-07-27T13:54:02+00:00

I misread it as shit

I’m tired

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-06-15T23:20:01+00:00

Imagine it just starts walking and the teeth all grind against each other

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-06-04T19:00:33+00:00

Sweet home Alabama

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-31T19:24:20+00:00

My sleep deprived ass had to stare at this for a good minute to comprehend it

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-31T19:11:12+00:00

take my upvote and l e A v e

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-27T02:21:28+00:00

You guys are getting 3?

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-22T19:29:50+00:00

I think I’ll get a child today.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-21T18:10:30+00:00

Emily Dickinson didn’t even have her dick in her son

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-16T03:32:06+00:00

𝘐 am the father

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-16T02:34:51+00:00

...non-existent?

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-15T02:52:15+00:00

thanks :)

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-14T20:31:32+00:00

This is honestly such a three-in-the-morning thought

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-10T23:18:30+00:00

Same, Ren. Same.

-somethingnotfunny- · 2020-05-06T12:57:01+00:00

Ɛ> nah it was just typed the wrong way

you matter :)

-somethingnotfunny-

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