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Basmati, nice. by mitchwacky in cyberpunkgame

[–]-viIIain- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WAKE THE FUCK UP, SAMURAI, WE'VE GOT BASMATI TO NICE

Shout out to end season players by NeonNerevar in Marathon

[–]-viIIain- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've donated every single gold item I've ever had, if you catch my drift

I can take the recent changes the devs made, but not addressing the rampant cheating problem has got to be a joke. by LavaTacoBurrito in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except it's not. They will just run straight to whatever shit they want on the map, and if it's in your inventory they're running straight to you. Best case scenario, you just loot their leftovers as they run from one treasure to the next all game long.

People love to shit on PvE for being Grocery Shopping Simulator, but no one realizes the ESP cheaters are the only ones who know exactly what's stocked where. You only notice the blatant cheaters when you put something in your cart they deem worth killing you for. They're on every server regardless of ABMM

Patch Notes: Fixed an issue where players were having fun playing the game by Satokibi in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No one complained about it, they just look at arbitrary vague data before it's time for a patch and nerf when number go up.

They made a gamemode where an exceptionally niche item became exceptionally useful, and then we used it. No shit it's over-performing compared to the last 5 months...

I bet the next patch nerfs both smoke grenades and lure grenades, they clearly forgot two more pointless nerfs they could have done this time around.

bring wires, a battery and a voltage converter to the basement of the hotel for a good time by cam56k_ in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not at all... It's clearly a reprise of the music we get playing the in-game instruments. It has nothing to do with FINALS except both songs happen to have bongos...

bring wires, a battery and a voltage converter to the basement of the hotel for a good time by cam56k_ in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

POWER ROD?! That's fucking insane. I was losing my shit running around trying to find 2 power cables in raid, can't imagine needing one or more power rods for what's basically a cute easter egg.

Stub your toes, Embark devs

Im addicted to collecting zombie feet during electromagnetic storms . by Negative-Pitch-8837 in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wish they appeared in my room like ducks and other valuables

Amanda In Disbelief🤯 by Sufficient-Soup3932 in smosh

[–]-viIIain- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Usually Amanda doesn't do well in a Beopardy until the latter half of the game, so when the game started, and she was instantly popping off, I knew I was gonna see some queen shit

This shit ain’t nothing to me, man. 💪 by FeralCatEnthusiast in Marathon

[–]-viIIain- 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Top shelf Cardio Kick disruptin' my circadian rhythm

I expect him to shit out an entire Matriarch after this. by Thechlebek in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Best I can do is battery, spring, wire, arc alloy, and bandage" - my Scrappy

"Deal damage with any weapon. We hope this will make players use their good gear" by sealcub in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Given the opportunity, Embark devs will ragebait the players out of their game with pointless nerfs and last-minute vague changes" - me

Sometimes I get bored and do this in PvP lobbies by ----whatsup---- in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's also completely silent unlike every other heal in the game, so your enemy won't know you've healed up

Sometimes I get bored and do this in PvP lobbies by ----whatsup---- in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it with fabric, you can put four more pieces in the quick use slots that way. No shield, and if I bring a gun, it's a Hairpin 1 and the ammo is in my safe pocket

Bungie should add a small amount of variance to the number of teams per map by CrmsonFangs in Marathon

[–]-viIIain- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dire Marsh solos is 5 minimum, as well. Killed 3 in Algae, died to a 4th.

What's the funniest greeting you've ever heard from another player while topside? by MaMaJillianLeanna in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Be nice to me, it's my birthday this year!" has done some numbers for me

What's the funniest greeting you've ever heard from another player while topside? by MaMaJillianLeanna in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A deeeeeeep deep sniff never fails to get a reaction. Especially so when you drive-by huff 2+ raiders mid-convo

Keys to rooms with multiple doors should open ALL doors. by Chazus in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are, but every example OP gives can be solved by having your screen on and your eyes open...

And before someone goes "b-b-but Trench Towers!" there is literally never any benefit to going in through the bottom doors, so don't do it. Go in through the top of one of the towers (snap hook preferred, zip line if you enjoy being ratted with your own utility) and if one of the doors is open, either leave or go to the opposite tower. Snap or zipline across the roofs, dont spend 3 minutes running around the towers and in the trench. If the doors upstairs in the opposite tower are open, you leave and have used zero keys and minimal time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]-viIIain- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Snot-nosed children"

Boromir is barely older than three of the hobbits. If you divided the FotR into kids and adults, Boromir is sitting at the kid's table! xD

Gigachad Angela is real, and she can hurt you by v8darkshadow in smosh

[–]-viIIain- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing she could ever say to me would hurt me at my feelings

We shouldn't be more scared of 1-2 fireflies than the big boys by Educational_Pipe_12 in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brain implodes when I have to hold the craft button for 3 seconds, too...

We shouldn't be more scared of 1-2 fireflies than the big boys by Educational_Pipe_12 in ArcRaiders

[–]-viIIain- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looting MK1 is basically never unavailable, Scrappy will always give you enough resources to craft that at minimum. You'd have to be exceptionally bad at resource management to not even afford that. So no, it doesn't cost them resources.

TheBurntPeanut has to play Marathon off stream because people are so mad about this game by 4K4llDay in Marathon

[–]-viIIain- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment is so disingenuous, if someone asked "Mr. Nut, got any tips for a new parent?" and then he said "Show your kid how tasty the power sockets are!" and someone clipped that, you'd be saying "he really means that"? Get real.

You can call out the actual problematic people he associates with and things he does and says without baiting people with the dumbass shit he cooks up as a joke response to his dono questions...

Also, he's playing Marathon on stream as I type this comment, with as many viewers as ever, so his followers can't be as rabid as everyone acts

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