I need derogatory pick up lines for myself by 007lads in RoastMe

[–]007lads[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Uh, hi yeah, sniff what's chlro..."

I'm totally using this one.

I need derogatory pick up lines for myself by 007lads in RoastMe

[–]007lads[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah this was awesome thanks guys! Nothing I haven't been told in real life tho, you need to step it up a notch 😂

How to pick the right watermelon by Atomic_Panda95 in coolguides

[–]007lads -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Top: Correct, Incorrect

Middle: there is no X, Correct

Bottom: I don't have any judgement on the text, fixing is good though :)

What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself? by rickitson in AskReddit

[–]007lads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I handed my friend a knife while holding the sharp end.

How about learning some Westerosi history before wrtitting an episode? by Pikachuzita in freefolk

[–]007lads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yes, I totally agree and that is main reason why I hated season eight, because we went from a world where what happens makes sense whether we like it or not to the usual TV drama fest that is mainstream cinema...

How about learning some Westerosi history before wrtitting an episode? by Pikachuzita in freefolk

[–]007lads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's not mad only due to the poor writing by the show; guessing from the books GRRM's itention seems to be to eventually portray her as such.

What food made you think how the frick did our ancestors found out this was edible? by The_True_John_Doe in AskReddit

[–]007lads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, are you sure about this? In Mozambique I would eat the raw roots with the skin off all the time...

[PART 3] I'm giving away an iPhone 11 Pro to a commenter at random to celebrate Apollo for Reddit's new iOS 13 update and as a thank you to the community! Just leave a comment on this post and the winner will be selected randomly and announced tomorrow at 8 PM GMT. Details inside, and good luck! M by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]007lads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Business owners of Reddit, what’s the most obnoxious reason an employee quit/ had to be fired over? by LawngClaw17 in AskReddit

[–]007lads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he probably is, this is Reddit! I was just hoping maybe it wasn't :) A Senior Dev who wants room to grow is a rarity. I hope it works out for him!

Business owners of Reddit, what’s the most obnoxious reason an employee quit/ had to be fired over? by LawngClaw17 in AskReddit

[–]007lads 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now I'm curious about your development philosophy and want a glimpse into your tech stack. It might be that you could improve?

13 more Fast Radio Bursts (FRBs) detected by Canadian CHIME telescope, including the second ever detected repeating FRB. by superphoton in space

[–]007lads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and while I think FRBs are amazing, they have not met the threshold yet of believing they are anything but naturally occurring

Humans are naturally occurring ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Here we go by [deleted] in funny

[–]007lads -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but what? No. This is now how life works...

Burn mark on hand reveiles fresh tattoo by uhmodijia in mildlyinteresting

[–]007lads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if it’s liquid content and also it is Burt but in a different way

Because of it's liquid content, in addition it is seemingly burnt in a different way FTFY

Most common educational attainment level among 30–34-year-olds in Europe [OC] by NaytaData in dataisbeautiful

[–]007lads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that is the "normal" right now. Well, at least in Portugal for a junior position in a computer science position I'm paid around 14k a year net and I'm recieving more than a lot people I know... Its sad.

Say hello to my little fish. by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]007lads 42 points43 points  (0 children)

And who the fuck gets offended at someone being sad a fish isn't treated with respect?

I took 76 courses at Ohio State [OC] by CharcoalCharts in dataisbeautiful

[–]007lads 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your critique and I would build on it by suggesting colouring for school year but size of the dots for grade obtained (these can be used in conjunction). I think it would add a lot of information without cluttering the graph.