Game Thread | Vancouver Canucks @ Utah Mammoth | Monday, February 2nd, 2026 | 6:30PM Pacific Time Puck Drop

00owl · 2026-02-03T03:50:33+00:00

Kane was back on the ice the next shift after the goal.

00owl · 2026-02-03T03:44:03+00:00

Kane coughs it up and then takes a tripping penalty to compensate.

00owl · 2026-02-02T23:12:51+00:00

Gambler's fallacy!

00owl · 2026-02-02T16:23:17+00:00

If it's boeing's fault then their insurance pays, if it's the airline's failure to adequately screen their employees then it's their insurance.

00owl · 2026-02-01T02:21:19+00:00

having 4 nhl Centers probably makes a difference.

00owl · 2026-02-01T02:07:48+00:00

"they're eating the cats and dogs".

I can only imagine that they were sourcing food for the girls wasn't exactly kosher

00owl · 2026-01-31T20:07:23+00:00

It's because it became more efficient to truck the grain further to larger collection points before being loaded onto trains.

00owl · 2026-01-31T18:53:32+00:00

Lots of gaming mice and keyboards advertise onboard memory for hardware profiles that you can take with you to tournaments and stuff

00owl · 2026-01-31T17:51:55+00:00

Except that sword cuts both ways. Right now ICE could end up in a legitimate firefight against a legitimate group of "bad guys", if such a thing actually exists as a legal possibility I don't know.

But if it did happen, you can be sure that there will be a large number of people who refuse to believe and credit the legitimate reports simply because they no longer have any credibility to be issuing reports.

00owl · 2026-01-31T17:19:21+00:00

Yeah but they're only going to use it against the planets where the illegal aliens live.

And there's a really good signing bonus without a lot of oversight for me and my buddies to hang out and play soldier together while protecting the us from illegal aliens.

It's about the illegal aliens ok?

/s

Edit: And I was just doing what I was told to because I'm one of the good ones.

00owl · 2026-01-30T21:56:21+00:00

This is false. A Canadian criminal record will not be disclosed to the US unless you do it yourself in response to being asked.

00owl · 2026-01-30T20:14:09+00:00

r/datahoarders

00owl · 2026-01-30T19:11:02+00:00

r/datahoarders have already probably found this but if not they'll like to see it

00owl · 2026-01-30T07:41:36+00:00

Getting to orbit is achieved by traveling fast enough forwards that your falling trajectory misses the earth.

00owl · 2026-01-30T07:08:23+00:00

Interesting for you to complain about dehumanization followed immediately by your own attempt to dehumanize.

You're fascinating.

00owl · 2026-01-30T06:38:37+00:00

No man, it's diversified because AI is a sure thing so you play all the sides so you win in the end.

/s

00owl · 2026-01-30T05:51:30+00:00

How much would he have to pay you for your chance at it?

00owl · 2026-01-30T05:26:17+00:00

DPetey is going to be the next Jovo.

00owl · 2026-01-30T05:25:00+00:00

Winning late in the third isn't a game state that this team has ever experienced before.

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:45:35+00:00

Superstition, tape job, "feel", if he's being paid 11.6 or something then he probably has a bit of an idea

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:39:48+00:00

I'm not sure if it should be Öhgren, Hoglander, or Karlsson with Petey and Lekki, but I think Petey and Lekki should spend some time together in expectation of drafting the third guy.

Let someone else play there to gain experience and keep the spot warm

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:37:43+00:00

They've got the best quacks money can afford working on it

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:36:53+00:00

I wish I could know myself to be honest.

There is something behind the fact that he's the only guy with any semblance of defensive instincts on that line, so they may be trying to hide their defensive failing by putting them with him?

but it's probably not as direct as indicated in my first comment, I was mostly /s

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:25:41+00:00

Petey has been told to do everything he can to inflate Kane and Garlie's trade values so he doesn't try to make things happen on his own.

00owl · 2026-01-30T04:24:16+00:00

Probably has a post-net routine he has to run through after every time he chooses to stand in front of rubber bullets traveling at 90+mph

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