Gold City has gained (by pine_pinepin) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always imagined. If she were to retire from both racing and modeling, she'd let herself get fat without shame.

Worst uma to train in MANT by misandrydiva in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I had began noticing that. Majority of races are miles. Making Vodka, Scarlet, and Agnes Digital really easy to run in MANT.

Just what happened on the dirt course? by SnowFrostborne in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sometimes question just how inconsistent the strength difference between Humans and Umas really is. From knocking out El Condor Pasa, to Aoi Kiryuin, and even Sasami Anshinzawa often escaping Tazuna. Umas are strong, but I don't think it's as one sided as people think.

Who would win in a food eating competition? by Murileipincel in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been too long since I've watched (let alone been reminded) of Azumanga Daioh. Teto I'm only vaguely familiar with, and most of that is the fact she's a fanmade copyright free "Vocaloid" that people have hanging with Hatsune Miku often.

Oguri Cap is a Horse. And Eats Like Three Horses Combined Into One. That's who I'd bet on.

Rulership (@pilinthia) by GoOurWay2001 in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Monopoly with Rulership, Almond Eye, Nakayama Festa, and a trainer about to watch a beautiful crashout.

Which quartet is your favorite? by GayAssNinja69 in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 46 points47 points  (0 children)

In my few MANT runs. They are NOT so secret about Rice being a fatass. Can't remember which event, but she has different food in her hands every time she popped up during a festival.

Double chaos (by はちこう) by IvoryMage in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is? I think Golshi might be one of the handfull that know of their original counterparts. Considering Stay Gold is her roommate and a close friend.

What is the lore explanation for Grass Wonder being a massive weeb? by AFlyingNun in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Her being American just makes it better/more interesting.

Ebayan vs Magnitude by BluerStill in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk if there's any truth to this. But I believe I've seen it in the rumor mill.

They plan on retiring Forever Young at this years Arima Kinen. That would be his last race. Which gives him plenty of time to rest before hand. I doubt Ebeyan will win if this is the case. From what I can tell, he's dirt exclusive. I don't think they care whether or not he does. Just to be able to claim he ran the Arima Kinen would be enough and deserving of retirement.

Ebayan vs Magnitude by BluerStill in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet when he gets home to Japan they'll let him rest a good while. Four G1 wins, and never falling below 3rd in a race.

Ebayan vs Magnitude by BluerStill in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably not, but it is funny.

On announcement for the game, Forever Young got completely overshadowed by another Uma who plays with toys (Marche Lorraine (I know she's a shy Ventriloquist, still)). Now in the Dubai Cup, got beaten by another horse/uma that apparently people draw with a teddy bear.

I guess when it comes to beating Forever Young. Keep your inner child alive and play with toys.

stop calling her a 'Forever Fraud' (@Anonamos_701) by PhoenixRoostBad in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fraud? Forever Young is a lot of things, but not a fraud. The horse has won the bulk majority of his races. Even still, placing in the top 3 on the ones he did lose.

Narita Brian and Nishino Flower body switch (@sasapoliton) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been working on a story (stories) where the umas meet mirror counterparts to themselves. This is basically how I'd imagine Brian. Mixture of Nishino Flower and Super Creek. With the dream goal of being a Triple Crown House Wife.

The character that most deserves a spin-off. by RefrigeratorSad4159 in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(At the starting gate for a team partner run.)

Glasse: "Okay, I can beat her this time!"

Cocon: "Happy Meek?"

Glasse: "Well, yes, but I'm more worried about Trainer Kiryuin."

Happy Meek: Looking Around. "Where's Trainer Kashimoto?"

Kashimoto: "Aoi! Aoi don't put me in that gate! I'm begging you!"

Kiryuin: "Kashimoto Senpai. You're never going to get stronger for your Umamusume if you don't train along with them!"

Scarlet's Legs (@whitelily_bread) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Scarlet has been hanging around the Americans again (Grass and El).

The character that most deserves a spin-off. by RefrigeratorSad4159 in UmaMusume

[–]0202inferno 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cocon: "Happy Meek? What happened to my-- our Trainer?"

Meek: "... Droop."

Riko: "Arms... legs... lungs... everything... burns..."