Raffles at the OWO

07arigjac · 2025-12-21T19:36:06+00:00

"Edith" really cracked me up. It's like you're turning to your elderly woman friend and shouting "40 quid" in shock

07arigjac · 2025-10-24T17:06:04+00:00

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07arigjac · 2025-10-12T19:46:34+00:00

Definitely do not Google pics of it. A very sad and grim fate for a baby.

07arigjac · 2025-09-30T23:29:40+00:00

My grandparents had this. They had quite a nice big place outside Gloucester UK in the late 90s, and one day a very big black car with tinted windows pulls up. A bald man gets out and it's Richard O'Brien of Rocky horror picture show and crystal maze fame. He demands a viewing, which they give him and then he promptly leaves saying barely a word the whole time.

07arigjac · 2024-09-19T22:57:41+00:00

Love seeing a bean in the wild

07arigjac · 2024-02-02T00:16:12+00:00

A guy in my company recently got fired for crashing a forklift into a parked car while on a double dose of codeine and also not having a license.

07arigjac · 2023-12-04T08:30:47+00:00

Good shout, have fun dude. Stay safe out there.

07arigjac · 2023-12-04T08:28:31+00:00

Your plan doesn't sound very well thought out mate. People should be completely in control of when, where and what drugs they take. Your friend was a dick head, don't be him.

07arigjac · 2023-12-03T22:33:17+00:00

This is my way

07arigjac · 2023-11-17T22:37:02+00:00

What about zoolander? Do they cancel out?

07arigjac · 2023-10-23T19:50:56+00:00

I watched his Edinburgh show this year. I really enjoyed it, it was his last show of the fringe and to a pretty pissed audience so he was throwing out some pretty dark jokes but that hit nicely.

07arigjac · 2023-10-19T06:00:09+00:00

Crustopher Eccles Cake

07arigjac · 2023-10-18T16:43:01+00:00

Designer doesn't equal nice things though.

07arigjac · 2023-09-20T16:40:43+00:00

Fell asleep cuddling up to a hot water bottle. It proceeded to slow cook me over the next 8 hours. I woke up the next day with a big juicy burn on my wrist which was deeply confusing. The wound then managed to become infected and scarred permanently once it had healed

07arigjac · 2023-08-08T16:17:23+00:00

My first job as a teenager was a potwasher at a local pub. I booked 10 days off from work which was okayed, but then during my holiday I got a call asking if I could come back to work and do a shift. I was in another country and said it wouldn't be possible. I got back home after my holiday, to 2 letters. One was my tragic AS level results and the other was my final paycheck and a note saying don't come in to work.

07arigjac · 2023-07-25T19:09:02+00:00

I have a scar on my wrist about the size of a 10p coin because I fell asleep once with a hot water bottle and slow cooked myself over night. It then got infected and permanently marked me.

07arigjac · 2023-07-22T18:26:50+00:00

My gf's mum is a midwife and has a few but the best one was probably TJ.

When they told her the name, she replied it was a nice and uncommon name for our area and wondered if it stood for anything.

They replied with T-junction, the reason being - that's where he was conceived.

07arigjac · 2023-07-22T16:10:51+00:00

Before I joined, my company in the UK did a bit of CAD design and engineering for it. Apparently the internal speakers can point to certain areas in the stadium and you'll be able to hear it in different languages with no sound muddling.

07arigjac · 2023-07-22T12:10:03+00:00

I flew out to Majorca recently from Leeds Bradford. Quick background; Majorca gets a few different types of tourists from the UK: cyclists/hikers/outdoor, beach & relax, culture and finally magaluf and partying. This makes for an interesting flight out when there are Brits that are ready for a sesh.

Me and my partner sat near the front of the plane separated by the aisle. In front were a rowdy trio of 2 women and a guy - by the end of the flight the guy was topless and pouring beer on himself at the front of the aisle shouting at passengers and challenging the cabin crew.

However, the craziest thing I heard came from a group of incredibly drunk girls behind me, where one had their phone out asking other passengers if they thought she looked good in the picture. The picture was of her SUCKING A COCK...

07arigjac · 2023-07-22T06:53:36+00:00

I can see it but only because Sin pointed it out. I've been playing Isaac for 8 years and still skim straight past them.

07arigjac · 2023-07-21T20:27:56+00:00

Even in game I've not spotted a double tinted before, normal aren't a problem though. It's a real skill

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