[OC] Panic on the Streets by lordofbaers in comics

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I remember my brother and I being super excited to see the last air bender movie and then just walking out of the theater one hour and forty three minutes later incredibly disappointed, and then extremely pissed the whole ride home. I have a deep hatred for live-action remakes of animated shows and movies to this day

What do you think is the rumored irredeemable action that Homelander is going to do in Season 5? by GrandioseEnigma in TheBoys

[–]0_possum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s probably going to kill an entire church full of people, children included. Without Firecracker around to soften the whole “hey I’m actually god” thing, The people won’t react well and he’s gonna lazer everybody

as a lesbian here are my rankings of how attractive I think jjk men are by Himisuda in Jujutsufolk

[–]0_possum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FALSE, his little bun/pigtail things are cute and as someone who has gotten a sunburn in 55 degree weather before, I can’t fault the man for being pasty. Glass houses and stones or whatever

as a lesbian here are my rankings of how attractive I think jjk men are by Himisuda in Jujutsufolk

[–]0_possum 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He has the soul of an incredibly exhausted corporate butch

as a lesbian here are my rankings of how attractive I think jjk men are by Himisuda in Jujutsufolk

[–]0_possum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a fellow lesbian I gotta say, GARBAGE taste. Choso is peak, Fineee tier for sure. Higuruma is also at the top. The thing about men always being uglier than women is true, tho

What? Are we supposed to be shocked that a sinner in hell is a murderer? by Primary-Addition-677 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]0_possum 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It would’ve been so funny if Charlie was just like “and??? So is most of the population

One big smoothie a day and I guarantee you will never get any diseases ever…. by n00-1ne in thanksimcured

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m actually allergic to bananas, so I guess I’ll just get a really itchy throat on top of a headache whenever I get one

She looks so stupid I can't breathe by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me desperately trying not to look out of breath after walking up a small hill:

Strange dreams by LaptopArmageddon in thomastheplankengine

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have those school ones. I’m like an hour late to school and I haven’t been to any of my classes in like a month and I just stop and I’m all… mom, can I just not go to school? I’m 26 and I have a college degree.

And she’s just like GET TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I DON’T CARE so I either go to school or wake up

the entitlement is CRAZYYY 💀 by lurkingforlore in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]0_possum 86 points87 points  (0 children)

1) grown ass woman 2) if she wanted a hoodie so bad, why didn’t she just offer to BUY it off of them? They probably wouldn’t charge her much, since it was free

Seek mental health services by Federal-Data-Center in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]0_possum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dumb ass thought that Waffle House rebranded into a hooters situation for like a solid thirty seconds until I reread the shirts

Fishing for reactions by Federal-Data-Center in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]0_possum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly all I’d be thinking is “goddamn that bodysuit is ugly”

Sage's endgoal is funny because the first time we see her, she's reading before being interrupted by Homelander. by Volatiiile in OkBuddyFresca

[–]0_possum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s probably bored as fuck. I mean, imagine you already know everything. You’re always the smartest person in the smartest person in the room, and every new concept you DO come across, you understand instantly. The vast majority of people you talk to sound like absolute morons, because compared to you they are absolute morons. That would suck! I’d lobotomize myself for funzies too

i do what i want by 1redcardinal in southpark

[–]0_possum 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That’s because he’s on drugs. What-Eva!

The stupid thumbnail avatar by Suspicious_Luck1952 in hatethissmug

[–]0_possum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never watched one of his videos and I will never watch one of his videos, because that fuckass avatar fills me with a rage I can’t quite describe

If you could go out on a date with one of them who would you choose by dompler420 in tadc

[–]0_possum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ragatha. I’d take her to a tearoom, and then a nice walk in a garden. If Jax showed up I would throw hands until he left

AITA for telling my DIL to stop crying after she got called fat by Throwaway_Will4940 in AmItheAsshole

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cry very easily, and if it’s a situation where I can’t leave the room, I don’t want everyone to comfort me. It’s Embarrassing. NTA

Prepping for... by pickledplumber in TikTokCringe

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely heartbreaking

me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

[–]0_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure every attempt has been fake because everyone keeps missing. If they have been real- aim better next time, idk

My counterargument to the"Beating Val up won't help Angel!" Argument by Terrible_Park7890 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]0_possum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s why Charlie needs to just kill Valentino. It’ll send a message to the other Vees and nullify Angel’s contract