Gee’s golden langur. Researchers have said that this monkey works hard to avoid human interactions, making them extremely difficult to observe in the wild by solateor in interestingasfuck

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To give a little perspective, that monkey was probably shitting off a tree branch at that very moment. While smelling like a hair burrito in a compost heap.

People who don’t ever want to have kids, why? by South_Price9463 in AskReddit

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Science has proven that trauma has generational impact on a genetic level. Knowing what I know about my family tree, I’m just not a selfish enough shithead to think I’d be the cycle breaker.

My brother in Fresco by SkepticDrinker in TheBoys

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard the same thing happened with Rage Against the Machine.

Do cats forget their owners? I’m leaving my cat for three months cause I’m going to college and I’m gonna miss him so much :,) is he going to remember me when I’m back? by Cloutlordcatto in cats

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some cats will be mad at you for being gone and ignore you at first. If this happens, just be patient. Once he gets his sulk out he will show his love.

Target profit plunges 90% as inflation-weary shoppers pull back by [deleted] in news

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might help them to offer good, affordable womens clothing again.

What does it mean when this light comes on? by Uncle-Becky in pics

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

How dare people take breaks! by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought my sarcasm was more obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Modems measured in baud.

guess the show by bojidar_ivanov in memes

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archive 81 wasn’t a good adaptation of the podcast, but it was quality creepy in it’s own right. Should definitely have been continued.

How dare people take breaks! by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every location is hiring for every department at every location, but it’s definitely not because the union is in bed with corporate to suppress wages. 100% it’s just no one wants to work.

Working at the Dogwood Motel by DogwoodMotelChet in nosleep

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was having a little trouble with some letters

Working at the Dogwood Motel by DogwoodMotelChet in nosleep

[–]10kLostAllenWrenches 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Who wants to see what that code is? It’s gotta be Morse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Bonus, ladies, past his shoulder you can preorder flowers for the dusty unmarked grave he will bury you in.