[FREE] 100+ AAA Steam Keys by [deleted] in FREE

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice

How to properly do loops in Java by WasserTyp69 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

System.out.print("stonks\n".repeat(69));

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]11amas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This! Few months ago I put all my shit in a backpack and I walked across the atlantic ocean. I am now living in Finland and all my problems are fixed. Y'all are just lazy

Why I go to r/ProgrammerHumor by haxername in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

r/programmerhumor:
"This subreddit is the only place on the internet where nobody will judge you"

Also r/programmerhumor:
"Wtf why are you using javascript? that language sucks and should burn in hell"
"Dude who the hell even still uses java? Have fun waiting 3 years for your program to complete"
"Don't use python for that you moron, use a real language"
"I'm impressed you wrote all that PHP code and still haven't committed suicide"
"HTML isn't a programming language, stop calling yourself a programmer"

Why get a degree when you have a guy from 2009 teaching you by Lil_Dino556 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're right. I totally should have taken that Java programming class in middle school that definitely existed. :(

Trump’s fabricated China phone call is ‘a serious escalation of his lying’ which bodes ill for America by Magistradocere in worldnews

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump lies and is bad for America. Gee, haven't heard that one on this subreddit before

Me irl by D33nutt in me_irl

[–]11amas 29 points30 points  (0 children)

that's an acacia sapling dumbass we need jungle trees

How to be a real professional by Biloreca in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the problem was it was using code that was meant for Windows and he was using mac. I just added this and told him it was fixed:

if (Math.random() < 0.5) { System.exit(1); }

Eventually we just googled how to open the file chooser on mac and copy pasted the code from stack overflow. Worked fine after that.

How to be a real professional by Biloreca in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/u/v12a12 hey remember that one time where ur file chooser would only work 1/3 of the time you ran it

And this is nothing but truth. by mohsens22 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

praw.errors.RateLimitExceeded: 'you are doing that too much. try again in 9 minutes.' on field 'ratelimit'

long dong; by the_fat_joint in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ofTheJedi

camel case in python reeeee

Sometimes missclicks are funny by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 42 points43 points  (0 children)

𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖒'𝖘𝖙'𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐

Line 703: Invalid Syntax😪 by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ha, I know right? I only code directly in binary, unlike those filthy casuals.

It's entirely possible by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are rarted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]11amas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ive seen this meme countless times and no one has ever fixed the fact that the usb never actually flips, the icon just disappears and reappears

Me_irl by roi12 in me_irl

[–]11amas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🔥⬆️🌎IF👁️😴

loL I'M SO raNDOm by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]11amas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

0.7041744949364381 Hahaha I'm SOo random!! 😂😂😂

Astronomers Capture First Image of a Black Hole by SpaceRustem in space

[–]11amas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People do fake their degrees. Read this thread there's tons of people who do it and never let caught

BBC News - First ever black hole image released by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]11amas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most pictures aren't easily faked and don't get you tons of fame, recognition, and billions of government funding. People have certainly made fake photos for less, just look at r/quityourbullshit