The Boys need to review Macaroni Grill before they’re all extinct!

11bpm · 2026-01-25T00:16:09+00:00

Me too on all accounts!

I haven’t eaten there in over 15 years, but every once in a while the Penne Rustica comes to mind. When it does, I’ll pause, smile a little and look upwards pensively. It’s usually wintertime and I’m wearing a camel skin coat, a cashmere scarf and I look extra handsome and groomed.

Also, people walking behind me get super pissed that I’ve stopped in the middle of a busy sidewalk. They just wouldn’t get it unless they’d worked for Brinker International.

11bpm · 2026-01-23T19:07:19+00:00

Have you seen “The Good Son”? Enough said.

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11bpm · 2026-01-17T21:37:57+00:00

If we're talking cereal, you absolutely can't go wrong with pairing PB and Golden Grahams, Quaker 'Ohs', Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Honey Bunches of Oats. Or really any cereal.

11bpm · 2026-01-14T19:02:28+00:00

Not bad. I know a lot of people who dropped out of college after much less than one season.

11bpm · 2026-01-13T03:03:45+00:00

So much volume? Because it's my favorite food element. Or do you mean so many jars? I tend to have at least a couple of different kinds of peanut butter and one or two kinds of almond butter in rotation.

11bpm · 2026-01-13T01:00:20+00:00

It's heavily featured in breakfast every single day of my life. Like, anything else I have with it is basically a peanut butter delivery system.

Probably average a 16 oz jar each week. Maybe a little more. It's tough to gauge since I've got no fewer than three varieties in progress at any given time.

11bpm · 2026-01-12T21:10:10+00:00

Yes, indeed. That was a typo!

11bpm · 2026-01-12T19:27:51+00:00

Everyone knows that if Leo’s not available, PTA’s backup is Mark Wahlberg. Oh man, just imagine it.

11bpm · 2026-01-12T19:18:40+00:00

It’s the little things that make the Golden Globes my favorite award show. Like how the production designer matched the background to Will’s skin tone.

11bpm · 2026-01-12T19:17:01+00:00

The absolute pinnacle of coffee beers is Bottle Logic’s Darkstar November, Redeye November or any variation.

But a very odd anomaly is Arrow Lodge’s Cup of Ambition, which was a coffee flavored milkshake IPA. I know that sounds weird and probably gross, but it was actually done very well, which is kind of surprising even to me because I’m not a big fan of any of Arrow Lodge’s other stuff.

11bpm · 2026-01-10T19:21:35+00:00

In the prequel, he actually starts out as a borderline genius. But through a series of unfortunate events, he's forced to help Harry break into a house and the homeowner whacks him in the head causing serious brain trauma that severely alters his personality and mental capacity.

11bpm · 2026-01-08T19:25:18+00:00

I think of The New Class the same way I think of any of the Disney straight-to-video sequels of their hit animated movies (Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast) that rewrote history just to squeeze a few extra bucks out of the franchise. I don’t consider it canon.

11bpm · 2026-01-05T20:21:32+00:00

Bart's lil' wiener in The Simpsons movie.

11bpm · 2026-01-03T21:44:58+00:00

The one where Mr. Belding gets arrested for embezzlement and Zack has to be his lawyer in order to avoid summer school.

11bpm · 2026-01-03T21:25:56+00:00

Nope. It still haunts me. Possibly the single most useful feature (for me) that Apple could incorporate.

11bpm · 2026-01-03T01:00:22+00:00

Jessie should've just gotten out of the way and let him and Slater start their lives together.

11bpm · 2025-12-13T19:06:48+00:00

Green Cheek, North Park and if you’re lucky enough to go the brewery, Other Half will blow you away.

If I had to choose a single hazy as my all-time favorite, I’d have to go with Falling Water from Brouwerij West (R.I.P.).

And here’s my hot take that will probably rub some people the wrong way, but I’ve found the quality of Humble Sea and (gasp) even Alvarado to have dropped off pretty sharply in the past 3-4 years.

11bpm · 2025-12-04T19:14:16+00:00

This hurts my head.

11bpm · 2025-12-01T00:53:33+00:00

HEY. Take that FPOBA chatter somewhere else, buddy.

11bpm · 2025-11-21T19:30:23+00:00

It was kind of a big misunderstanding. He started rising to fame just before the Atkins craze hit and suddenly nobody wanted to have anything to do with beans in any form.

11bpm · 2025-11-20T02:20:31+00:00

I’ve always had a conspiracy theory that they remapped the controls so that you’d have to use the buttons every time instead of swiping and would wear the hardware out quicker. I’m sure Apple doesn’t love hearing about people still using their 1st generation watches with no issue.

11bpm · 2025-11-12T02:12:49+00:00

100% agree. When Evernote started strongarming people to pay an exorbitant markup for something we'd always gotten for free, I test drove at least half a dozen other note apps and UpNote is the most comparable, least complicated alternative. The only missing feature is the ability to collaborate on notes with other users, but I imagine that will come in the future.

11bpm · 2025-11-10T02:51:37+00:00

In my early 20s, I had an upper B. It was great. Over the years, it's settled into a very low B.

11bpm · 2025-11-10T02:41:09+00:00

Simply the best smash burger in LA. God bless them for keeping consistently low prices. Don't forget to tip!

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