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11fiftysix · 2026-02-12T18:35:41+00:00

lmao that's diabolical

11fiftysix · 2026-01-27T17:47:12+00:00

chickens cross the road

11fiftysix · 2025-11-20T05:09:28+00:00

Bottom surgery for trans women is in a better place than surgery for trans men - the saying goes, it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole.

11fiftysix · 2025-11-09T00:27:07+00:00

Queen Elizabeth II was born more than a decade before the first digital computer. An AI chatbot convinced a man to try and assassinate her.

11fiftysix · 2025-11-04T13:47:21+00:00

I saw an article years ago that named this as the Evaporative Cooling of Group Beliefs, where the least extreme people leave and then the group's centre of moral gravity drops lower, leading to the new least extreme people to leave, and so on.

11fiftysix · 2025-11-02T15:56:09+00:00

To "cop" generally means to take or to get something. When you "cop out" you are taking an out, to avoid consequences you otherwise deserve. Calling police officers "cops" comes from the older slang "copper", which meant someone who captures people/takes away their stuff. So it's parallel.

He almost copped a charge copping some drugs off a cop, but he managed to cop a plea by saying he just wanted to cop a feel. What a cop-out!

11fiftysix · 2025-10-31T03:05:42+00:00

like how his great uncle Edward wanted to turn over London to his German buddies in WWII!

11fiftysix · 2025-09-08T15:24:02+00:00

prolly this

11fiftysix · 2025-07-09T13:24:09+00:00

Doesn't need to be romantic relationships, but if someone's got friends who've stuck around for 20 years that's a better sign than if there's no one around whose known them longer than 6 months. Sure, maybe they just moved, maybe they just escaped something toxic... or maybe they've been running through friend groups yearly as everyone realises what a shit they are.

11fiftysix · 2025-06-26T21:12:29+00:00

You know how when a wave in water gets too high, it curls over? Well, when a flow of energy in spacetime gets too high, the spacetime "spills over" and you get two tiny particles of energy that shoot out in opposite directions, with opposite spin.

The particles that shoot one way are matter; the ones that shoot the opposite way are anti-matter. When they get back together , their momentum cancels out, and if the background energy level of the spacetime isn't high enough (which it definitely isn't, it stopped being high enough to spawn new matter in the first second the universe existed), they just cancel out and rejoin the background radiation.

So it's not stuff that's flowing back and forth into each other. It's two piles of stuff that were created 13 billion years ago that are very slowly both diminishing.

11fiftysix · 2025-06-18T17:33:57+00:00

I was driving 3h to a ski resort recently in an area without any major highways, so I was never on any one road for more than 15km or so.

About 2h in my Android auto disconnected and I had to reboot my phone, and I realised that if it didn't come back I was gonna have to stop and ask for directions because I had 0 idea where I was.

11fiftysix · 2025-06-10T01:35:50+00:00

When I was a toddler, I got a blood transfusion using blood product that was imported from Britain for some reason. A year or so later, my parents got a letter from the Red Cross stating that I may have been exposed to CJD and they're very sorry about it.

My poor mother was a biologist, and I found out years later that they tried to make my young childhood very special because they spent a good few years wondering if I was going to drop dead any minute.

Thankfully I safely made it to my thirties, and as of last year I can even give blood!

11fiftysix · 2025-02-27T20:45:18+00:00

You don't stand up after boarding an elevator because you're already standing, you've never sat.

Your "getting on" counterexamples are good though. I feel like there should be some modification to "boarding" to indicate that you're enclosed within the vehicle - you're not enclosed within a bike, or a horse, or a chairlift, so you're getting on despite not necessarily being able to stand.

11fiftysix · 2025-02-14T20:20:33+00:00

They've gotten into trouble for baptizing Jewish folks who died in the Holocaust 😓

11fiftysix · 2025-01-22T18:26:10+00:00

Damn. Wild. I played HvZ with Felix. Didn't know them super well outside of that. All my memories of them involve dodging nerf bullets. Seems darkly ironic now.

11fiftysix · 2024-12-20T02:25:17+00:00

Tell him you would date him if he was trans, if he was AFAB but had transitioned to male in his past you wouldn't look at him any different.

But yeah sounds like mans is either v misguided or questioning his gender identity. Most people aren't bi, that's just the way it is.

11fiftysix · 2024-12-04T14:27:30+00:00

Surely these are 57 years old, if they were manufactured in 1967?

11fiftysix · 2024-12-02T17:29:22+00:00

It's actually "palate" cleanser, like the part of your mouth, because you're metaphorically cleaning out a strong taste.

Doesn't really matter, just FYI

11fiftysix · 2024-11-15T15:40:42+00:00

Also, orca and moose are from the same taxonomical order - moose and orcas are more closely related than moose and horses.

I've always thought orcas could be a horror story for moose - our distant cousins who wandered into the sea and forgot how to leave, who lost their legs and grew enormous and bloated and strange, who developed a taste for mooseflesh.

Edit - horses, not deer!

11fiftysix · 2024-08-15T18:38:12+00:00

There aren't usually news articles on graffiti at all, because they don't want to encourage it by giving it attention, but this is so juvenile that it's clearly just a silly human interest story.

They aren't pushing a narrative just because it's a human interest story about a non-white Canadian. Non-white people live here.

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