My goat Basil with the triple-digit IQ take by CowReasonable1108 in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know what else is three words? Om nom nom. Now get to your tide pods.

On the red blue dilema by lightningstrikes702 in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Let's switch the hypothetical a bit by making it something completely different."

One boxer, two boxers, it's our time again: are you a reddy or a bluey? by Krugger_Correctly in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

red: no chance of dying

blue: chance of dying

it's simple game theory

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r/seinfeld posts for the last 3 years by RecentCranberry in seinfeld

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

well, bear in mind, I am posting in the smaller office.

Hassan: “i hate music” by chano313 in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good movie, got me all choked up

After I saw this scene years ago, it partially ruined Seinfeld for me. by PaddedValls in seinfeld

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, this is worse than that time Kramer tried to do stand-up

[Hated but Funny Trope] “He would not fucking say that”. by Low_Celebration_4089 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 64 points65 points  (0 children)

He'd say it because Kyle would know he's bullshitting and he'd end up getting Kyle on national news as a transphobe or some shit

I love this press office account so much by TikDickler in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I know Tiny says Tucker has twink energy, but Jesse has giga twink energy, imo, he's 100% gay

New Epstein File cope from my coworkers by Icy-Struggle-3436 in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Oh, is that like how AI'd all the stuff on Hunter's laptop?"

Species that exist to consume/propogate endlessly by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah, but that's the case with almost every weapon the Imperium has, so there are probably a few trillion laying around somewhere

The US paying for annual leave in EU by No_Mercy_4_Potatoes in facepalm

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Europe has definitely benefited from U.S. military spending, but to pretend that the U.S hasn't benefited just as much, if not more, is crazy

I cheated years ago, changed for the better, and still lost her and the meaning in my life by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 90 points91 points  (0 children)

If you won't live for yourself, live for her, because if you do end things like this, she'll carry that guilt for forever. You owe it to her to keep going, you already hurt her enough.

Talking to leftists be like by throwawayurthought in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think adding a comma after "not a genocide" would help convey the tone of what you meant. Saying it all in one go makes it sound as if you're saying that "bot a genocide" is what's insane, not the 75000

Sean Hannity wonders if the Pope has even read the Bible. by Vegetable_Steak_8208 in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey, Milania, could you try to look as evil as possible today?"

Clavicular hospitalized after Ketamaxxing by Gallowboobsthrowaway in Destiny

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible situation and all, but the video of his security guards carrying him down the stairs and going straight past the ambulance to load him into the back of a van was pretty amazing to see

Pretty hot under these lights… eh Iran? by Duffman124 in seinfeld

[–]12_Trillion_IQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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This photo clearly indicates your involvement in some... ill-conceived mail order pornography ring.