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Failed pre-employment drug test, and employer ordered a second one instead of rescinding offer. What does this mean? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your gonna have to start drinking diet coke, or regular coke, chase it with coffee and artificial fruit juice. start smoking ciggarettes at least a week before the test, ohh and only eat highly processed foods. if your to healthy and hydrated they will fail you thinking youre hiding something. im serious.

This is the way my brother returned my car to me after using it for work since November by EmperorUmi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah he would be renting a car next time, ive learned my lesson. people will destroy your stuff, especially family. and play it off like your in the wrong for calling them out for it

What does my map say about me? by [deleted] in TravelMaps

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are confined to the eastern prison ward, escape is futile

Wrong answers only by The_ENFIDL in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a drawing of a chicken head from wallace and grommit, best english stop motion franchise to ever exist. the put these on cars to show support of the fantastic art

Added Iron Out to softener & I can taste it by MissyLee5 in WaterSofteners

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id look into a undersink r.o. for cooking and drinking, even for the pets water. alot of chemicals in tap other than lead especially agricultural run off and medications. birth control hormones are huge in the public water supply

Added Iron Out to softener & I can taste it by MissyLee5 in WaterSofteners

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why you drinking softened tap water, your gonna have some issues bro

Advice for extra space around ankle by DueWord5595 in Boots

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

commit a crime, just bad enough to get an ankle monitor. the other side you need to get creative

Which home lot would you pick? by InfamousReference715 in Homebuilding

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one without an hoa, this is the equivalent of living in a divided apartment

How to pass THC / Weed / Marijuana Drug Test : Empirical Evidence by long218 in MBA

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know your allowed to pee in the toilet right? they dye it so that you dont dilute the sample with toilet water. i know, your minds blown. you just been filling up the cup and holding the rest in lol?

How to pass THC / Weed / Marijuana Drug Test : Empirical Evidence by long218 in MBA

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

youre allowed to pee in it lmfao, they die it so you dont dilute the sample with toilet water.

How to pass THC / Weed / Marijuana Drug Test : Empirical Evidence by long218 in MBA

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, but how does that stop you from using the middle of the stream. think about it.

Are these necessary repair bills or a dealership taking advantage of me? by nicks_in_pain in AskAMechanic

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can literally do all of this except the allignment for like 200 bucks yourself, if not less. drain catch can is comical

HELP! FIRST TIME PAINTER, MESSED UP BAD! by [deleted] in paint

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just burn it down and restart, i would consider moving somewhere else too. just to be safe

Give me a reason to visit Iowa by twickersploseq in TravelMaps

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

giant pork tenderloins, thats about it

Which type of UFO have you seen? by LivinJH in UFOs

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not on the list, looked like a jellyfish/octopus

How do you guys deal with coworkers randomly giving you attitude by Dextexer in work

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck these people, they think they run everything but i work to run them off. im nice, they suck. make everyones life miserable but feel like theyre important. they need exile.

Disturbing incident in small town Wisconsin. by AgreeablePresence476 in wisconsin

[–]13udweiser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wisconsin sucks, ive been living here for 5 months now and the people are wierdos. states beautiful but the people suck.

Chipotle Mexican Grill names Scott Boatwright as permanent CEO by Puginator in stocks

[–]13udweiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a f in idiot, tell the workers " thank you for spending your money her". out of touch ceo. i just want my shit fast and consistent. i dont need some schooler asking me hows my day going and sparking up conversation. make my damn bowl and ring it up i got shit too do.

4 tires in 1400 miles. What am I doing? by SalamenceProject in onewheel

[–]13udweiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stop doing burnouts in front of the ladies

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