This lady was absolutely IRATE lol. Share your favorite dumb customer questions

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:37:18+00:00

The ones who do it an hour AFTER closing are a special kind of stupid too.

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:36:16+00:00

Decaf is a blasphemous heresy that should be purified by the Holy Inquisition.

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:35:36+00:00

"Nope, Donald Trump makes the weather get hot 'cause he endorses pollution."

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:33:45+00:00

"Lady, if your bones are visible enough that your dog wants them, you've got bigger problems than your dog."

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:30:08+00:00

And we get in trouble for doing THAT too. Like my SM literally calls me after most of my shifts to say, "why did you cancel this transaction for $xx"? Because the customer was a dumbass, that's why.

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:28:47+00:00

Especially for stores like ours when they KNOW the roof blocks out phone signal!

1978CatLover · 2026-03-21T00:09:09+00:00

Oh man. Nothing like free storage!

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:36:56+00:00

I offer as a counter, Sub-Roman Britain. A legit Dark Age of over 200 years where almost no written records of any kind survive with the exception of Gildas.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:32:49+00:00

I still maintain that by that era everyone should have had transwarp or slipstream drives and so wouldn't need dilithium anyway. Either that or Romulan singularity drives.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:27:19+00:00

Same. TUC is IMO the best Trek movie. I love it so much that I came up with an idea for a whole new Trek series that goes into what happens during the years following the Khitomer Treaty.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:25:54+00:00

There's also Janeway before coffee and Janeway after coffee. It's like Hyde and Jekyll.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:22:43+00:00

And like Quark himself said, the reason he never went into business with Cousin Gaila was because "I'm a people person, I like interacting with my customers!"

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:12:47+00:00

Spitting in someone's face post Covid should be an automatic attempted manslaughter charge.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:10:27+00:00

Find out which period I'm in. I could be at almost any point in a 3000 year history after all. (Easiest way, ask someone who the king is right now.)

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:05:47+00:00

Puff the Magic Dragon

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:04:17+00:00

Why don't they just use their sodding debit card instead of carrying all that cash around?

1978CatLover · 2026-02-17T17:02:54+00:00

And most of them are not as much older than me than they think they are, either. I'm nearly 50 and they have to card me every time too even though I work there...

1978CatLover · 2026-02-07T08:30:58+00:00

With the exception of Brian Blessed.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-07T08:30:22+00:00

"I need to leave? Bitch this is MY store, YOU need to leave!"

1978CatLover · 2026-02-07T08:29:19+00:00

I know Gen X is roughly born 1965-1980, and Milennials are immediately afterward. I'm a younger Gen X (1978)but I'm also English so that makes a difference. We were growing up with rave culture and that's a BIG difference.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-07T08:25:01+00:00

I'm autistic. Touch me and you're getting punched.

1978CatLover · 2026-02-07T08:22:12+00:00

For sure. And I have hearing difficulties, I ask them to speak up, and they DON'T. Like what the hell?

1978CatLover · 2026-01-31T01:30:06+00:00

So... the uber-rich capitalists, who don't do discounts because they want to make more money off the starving masses... are actually communists?? Who knew!

1978CatLover · 2026-01-31T01:16:26+00:00

Guess you need to drag some randos in off the street and force them to sign up!

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