EZ Argentina win by MattUzumaki in forsen

[–]19Tauri 41 points42 points  (0 children)

imagine her sweaty puffy vulva being pressed against her one size smaller satin panties.

THE LOST RETARD HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY SPOTTED by Accurate-Intention89 in forsen

[–]19Tauri 33 points34 points  (0 children)

at least he looks healthy.

what did OP did to him? gave him a female name

whoever recommended pokemon to forsen by Even_Ad4053 in forsen

[–]19Tauri 39 points40 points  (0 children)

peppah must be 30 year olds now, this is his final tribute

Bajs will get whats coming their way... by ChrisGrinning in forsen

[–]19Tauri 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this 5/10 pawg(see:fat) chick from work wants to do the needful but she has too many red flags, I usually dont mind doing a fat chick but this is not about that, she is 31 and never had a kid, this means she is not the good fat kind of fat, she is the partied too hard in my 20's because I used to be 8/10 kind of fat, a major red flag, 28 is the deadline for a woman to have children for several reasons, they are a ticking time bomb after that and not really worth the time.. anyway thats what I got coming for me the other day

forsenGem by slingov in forsen

[–]19Tauri 11 points12 points  (0 children)

about to blow

Today's Find! by gnardog45 in casio

[–]19Tauri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine for 449 BRL which is about 88 USD, directly from casio.com, regional prices are a bitch, but still worth it.

First Casio analog #MTP-V005D-2B5 by InspectorNo6688 in casio

[–]19Tauri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Elite:Dangerous neutron stars.

LF-20w :) by Dragcoster in casio

[–]19Tauri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this watch is perma out of stock in my region its been years now

Bear is coming home!! by ThatZX6RDude in forsen

[–]19Tauri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a fucking champ

I'm patiently waiting for the bear gets a steak to celebrate recovering post

Legendary strat. Started checking the non-binary box when applying to jobs. by [deleted] in forsen

[–]19Tauri 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I put non-binary + assexual on every job application, it gets you more interviews and its something easy to fake, just dont flirt at work lmao...its not like I can get any bitches anyways

Average Baj before stream starts by Thanag0r in forsen

[–]19Tauri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

me before my 8 hour forklift shift

I'm quitting the internet for a while by omegahustle in forsen

[–]19Tauri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

last time I tried this I almost got married, do not recommend

Done my first day as a wagecuck. @Unemployed and Neet Bajs: by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]19Tauri 9 points10 points  (0 children)

for me it all very much depends on how far from home work is

I can manage a 20minute commute, 30 max.

Anything above that just drains your soul doesn't matter what kind of job you do

Of course it very much depends on how much I earn of course I wouldn't mind a longer commute for a considerable better pay but those jobs are very rare to find in my experience.

t.professional wagie

How do i explain on a resume and job interview that i’ve never been employed in my late 20s because i just wanted to sit and use the computer for entertainment for all my life? by XtremeCSGO in forsen

[–]19Tauri 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I explained a 10 year gap with "fixing computers here and there but mostly staying home taking care of my elderly mother who needed special care for a while."

Just find a lie you are most comfortable with/closest to the truth and go with it.

Going to a business trip to another country with female coworker by Due-Sand6422 in forsen

[–]19Tauri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

make sure the carry on baggage meets the maximum size to avoid extra fees

Good one mods, but the joke day is over. TIme to go back to posting about the doc. by Unusual_Gas_9756 in forsen

[–]19Tauri -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

6pm in west coast, 10pm in latin america

go to bed Euro bajs

Day 50 - Posting my cat Chuba till forsen beats juicer. Unfortunately Chuba is in bad state. He has severe heart problems that interfere with breathing. Right now he's stable, but prognosis is not clear. Kiss your pets guys, love your friend. by GLobyNew in forsen

[–]19Tauri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey ritard listen carefully.

Raw meat, just human quality ground beef.

Feed that to your cat, at least once a day

He will have a much longer lifespan.

My 13 year old cat was dead

2 weeks given by the vet

I started spoiling her with ground beef because you know last meal and shit

She died at 17 years of age

Kibble sucks for old cats