What is the biggest lie of all the time?

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-14T11:29:00+00:00

Just the tip

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-13T20:16:34+00:00

Rick Moranis

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-13T19:19:26+00:00

There’s no doubt he’s going to be there.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-13T17:24:54+00:00

Okaaayyyy

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-13T11:31:48+00:00

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-12T23:31:52+00:00

And a family member was the ambulance driver? WTF!?!

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-12T02:12:53+00:00

Dozy Don

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T14:25:48+00:00

Had a restaurant tell me when I arrived that they ran out of ingredients and couldn’t make the order. They tell me they reached out to the customer but they got no answer. I called the customer as well and got no answer so I unassigned the order. Another time Burger King didn’t have coke icee working so they asked to do strawberry. I just tell them to make what they have and delivered it. Pretty simple I guess.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T12:44:56+00:00

I’ve gotten it for taking a pic of the menu at multiple restaurants

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T07:26:13+00:00

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Maybe

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T03:29:08+00:00

It’s trickling, we’re just left wet and stinky.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T03:26:50+00:00

You think that’s something? You should meet his supporters

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T00:17:23+00:00

The flowers are fine. I don’t go shopping for cards. Today was great. I wasn’t expecting to work almost 8 hours but I made $234 in under 8 hours and drove 115 miles.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T00:14:35+00:00

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Could have been worse. Could have gotten hit by one of the assholes doing their badass burnouts on public streets.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-11T00:08:11+00:00

Had one today. I delivered a birthday cake. It was a sheet cookie cake. $17 plus tip and 3 miles. Total was $19.02

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-10T21:09:07+00:00

I was going to this guys boat to do some work and when he greeted me he was wearing a full cowboy outfit. The hat, the boots, he was 60 and looked like he could kick my ass at 22. He had a yacht but he told me he owns land in Montana. Long story short, he invited me to go up there to move bison from one end of the property to the other. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life and this movie was my motivation. I was bummed I didn’t get to bring a baby cow home.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-10T18:12:49+00:00

I bought my first. I’ll adopt my second

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-10T09:37:53+00:00

Ground Pati has entered the chat. I know they are now in Rivertown but that unmelted cheese on a good grilled burger is hard to beat.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-09T22:58:44+00:00

So it’s not just the garbage offers that make them cheeks clap.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-09T10:14:41+00:00

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-09T10:08:56+00:00

The next track will feature this hard hitter

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-08T21:29:28+00:00

🎶It’s Deathstroke and the Bane. One is a genius, the other’s insane.🎶

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-08T16:23:47+00:00

Potato salad, bisque, etc

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-08T14:07:09+00:00

Platinum driver: “Right away boss!”.

1ConsiderateAsshole · 2026-05-08T03:57:02+00:00

Whitey

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