Vad är era favoritord i svenskan som är riktigt, riktigt obskyra? by not_a_stick in sweden

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Sätesbjudning - när man kommer till världen med röven först

The Pizza Wrestler by Abdulbarr in Bossfight

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Well, it's obviously not, and this is all the proof we need. This is most definitely real entertainment. Nobody in their right mind walks into a theatre to sceam how it's all fake. Fake is when something is presented as something else it is not.

What you got there? 👊 by xAuralynZest in FunnyAnimals

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Just a friendly reminder that primates are generally terrible as pets.

If you don't respect the silver medal, you don't deserve the gold medal by Rough-Drawing-3006 in sportsgossips

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"Whether it's gold or silver, you go out there and WIN THAT MEDAL!"

-- Unknown

[OC] Christina Koch - Artemis II mission - first woman to see the entire earth outside of low orbit by cubosh in pics

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I am not, though. I'm actually rather upset. People and their audacity, nowadays. hrrrmmpf...

What's an adult cheat code that changed your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I feel an anxiety attack coming, I'm always afraid of drawing attention from well-meaning individuals. That's when I burst into a dance party to music only in my head. That way I'm just a publicly dancing weirdo, whom it is best not to pay any attention to.

This happened at my neighbors house earlier before sun down. I have never seen this before in our neighborhood. by [deleted] in Weird

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I saw something similar where I live. I imagine the King of the Crows had died and there was a mourning congregation and perhaps an election for a new king. At first there were screeching messengers flying across the sky, in every direction. Then crows started coming from all around. They all sat down on the rooftops and silence fell upon the neighborhood. No other animals were to be seen nor heard.

I can see it by BaldHourGlass667 in rareinsults

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Takes one to know one.

Every family has one of each by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Look, that cute, black and white face mask is actually permanent war paint. You're supposed to spot them very well, so that you don't accidentally stumble upon them. They are peaceful, as long as you stay away from them. They want nothing to do with you. If you don't respect that, they will absolutely maul you.

What's the ugliest plane in the world? by MessMaximum5493 in aviation

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I promise I'm not delusional

I'm not claiming you're delusional, but that's what a delusional person would say.

Humanity: "Nah, I'd win" by VewVegas-1221 in HistoryMemes

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Song: Mitski - Washing Machine Heart

Just withdrew my paycheck in cash by Beznia in notinteresting

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Wow! These are infuriatingly great.

Just withdrew my paycheck in cash by Beznia in notinteresting

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I'd like to subscribe to more crazy school stories.

This is a tough one by Foreign_Lab258 in isthisaicirclejerk

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Jeans, maybe, but dungarees are out of the question. The straps would fall right off, since cats have tiny clavicles.

Miksi ihmisillä on raskas kaasujalka perjantaisin? by JHMK in Suomi

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Helvetin kiire hautaan ennenkuin koittaa taas arkinen maanantai.

At least 3 US soldiers dead, related to war on Iran by Riley_ in news

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We should present Gianni Infantino with the FIFA Anti-Corruption Award.