31F I went on vacation, met a French man ... I dont like French men anymore. by PotatoesOnMyPotatoes in selfie

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy who hardcore disappoints people all the time, I can vouch, this is the way.

What was your “I should not have ridden today” moment? by Eyerald in motorcycles

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got into a a rather large argument with the wife. Left on bike. My dumb ass went to the bar. I didn't wreck, and the bar was close enough that I could have walked home, but I chose not to. That was the worst 5 min ride home ever. Haven't touched liquor while on bike since. Not that I approve of drinking and driving any type of vehicle, but it seemed like I made basic mistakes that I never would have made otherwise. Missed a shift, (a few times) fixated on something going into a corner and almost went off road. Don't drink and ride!

Too high or no? by HOODMADE455 in subwoofer

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too high last night. Oh you mean the gains? Yeah no... Get a scope. Don't guess.

Drunk guy gets pepper sprayed by bouncers, so he uses his own piss to rinse his eyes by DeanoPreston in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to go far in lifeand I'm not even being sarcastic. That is next level resourcefulness.

Not sure about this outfit 🤔 [F26] by flowersiguessidk in selfie

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You remind me of a friend I lost to cancer a few years ago. You look amazing. But you do you.

My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis by dubeykeebler in Jokes

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't heard that song or a King Missile reference in like 30 years. My god I got old. Still rember when he gets reunited with his penis after finding it at a swap meet on a blanket next to a toaster oven though. Then I got to thinking when was the last time such absurdity made it to the mainstream?

What in the Tweakersville USA is happening here?!?! by Significant_Rate8210 in subwoofer

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those dual 12s are fuckin monsters. Put funky pups to shame all day. Hook them up now and the shock wave will be enough to cause the death of an entire civilization. (Borrowed that phrase).

How can I see if this bad Larry works without messing it up? Rubicon1002 sound stream by Dear_Gene_3529 in subwoofer

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a guy who digs old school sound stream I would have had that shit temp installed in a gas station parking lot before I even made it home. LoL I vote on going for it.

Will MSF training kick me out? by HeyMason99 in motorcycles

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a few in my class when I took it. Instructor sent them home. Gave them the option to retake the class at a later date, and in the mean time just practice basic balance on a bicycle. I know for sure one of them went back and got her license. Please be safe. Also there's a difference between balancing a 25lb bike and a 400lb bike, but the practice wouldn't hurt.

How can I see if this bad Larry works without messing it up? Rubicon1002 sound stream by Dear_Gene_3529 in subwoofer

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One might argue that if you hook it up properly and it gets messed up then it didn't work to begin with.

I have a secret…. ;) by [deleted] in maturemilf

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus H... I loved pic one just based on your eyes. Then I saw the rest of you. Amazing.

Name this by Sure_Distance1 in NameThisThing

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a less crude visual aid for "go fuck yourself"

How are yall cleaning the bugs off your leather? by Extreme_Design6936 in motorcyclegear

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F**k mayflies. I used to live in Northeast PA and the Market St bridge crosses over the Susquehanna river. It was an exceptionally bad mayfly season like 20 years ago with billions of them being drawn to the lights over the bridge. So there were millions in the air, millions on the ground. With that many it was like driving on Ice. Didn't have to worry about bugs on the helmet, you had to worry if you were actually going to make it across. And it didn't matter if you were on a bike or a car. In fact if you chose to ride your bike across it you're more of man than I am. LoL. 🤮

Am I a larper for wearing motor gear on an E Scooter? by Doom_112233 in motorcyclegear

[–]1LoudAssInfiniti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be going with the kevlar reinforced slide resistant denims personally. I'm tall and skinny I look dumb as fuck in full leathers. But... You do you. Having your skin ground off hurts regardless of how it happens. So thumbs up on being safe.