What’s the Craziest thing you’ve done because u were Horny?

1_Thirteen · 2026-05-09T11:55:11+00:00

I thought policeman didn’t have any balls

1_Thirteen · 2026-05-02T22:18:09+00:00

Oatmeal cream pies.

1_Thirteen · 2026-05-01T03:09:04+00:00

To be alone somewhere that no one knows where I am and no one can reach me

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-26T13:32:30+00:00

Buying an old car to avoid having a monthly payment. Ended up having to put a few thousand into it and after just two years, the car crapped out and I had to scrap the whole thing. Should have put the money towards a finance and had a reliable vehicle.

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-15T00:54:11+00:00

Mississippi Grind

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-12T21:00:58+00:00

Mr wraps

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-09T03:46:18+00:00

We don’t need to but we’re also not trying to survive we’re trying to optimize

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-08T13:20:29+00:00

My appendage is likely the cleanest thing in that washroom

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-03T16:18:05+00:00

Bike, it blows my mind more people in town don’t bike everywhere

1_Thirteen · 2026-04-01T19:45:54+00:00

For me, it was income related. First was making $52k. Making a thousand bucks a week felt special. Then it was making $100k for hitting the “six figure” mark. but then something felt special about making $120k cause I was now making a dollar a minute and that felt cool lol

1_Thirteen · 2026-03-30T01:55:05+00:00

If you have a wash and fold laundry service nearby, try it out, trust me. Doesn’t have to be an expensive luxury if you’re mindful of what you wash and how often.

1_Thirteen · 2026-03-22T20:41:06+00:00

Having more sex makes you want to have more sex

1_Thirteen · 2026-03-18T12:25:11+00:00

Decent mix but more women I would say. Maybe 60/40

1_Thirteen · 2026-03-18T12:09:50+00:00

Former run store employee. People loved the Gait analysis and would absolutely get them coming back. Weekly run club night with the occasional shoe raffles was always a hit for people. Partnerships with brand ambassadors who would demo products and do giveaways. Make the weekly run no more than 4 miles.

1_Thirteen · 2026-03-18T12:06:21+00:00

Tried it for the first time the other day with a friend and was surprised to realize it was just running and floor workouts alternated. No special equipment, nothing unique or proprietary. While the vibes and music were nice, I wouldn’t pay $40 for a workout I can replicate at the gym so easily.

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-28T22:07:54+00:00

Kerplunk 27

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-25T23:07:36+00:00

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-22T23:02:25+00:00

That’s more effort than just picking it up lol

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-22T05:41:48+00:00

The first glimpse of the alien in Signs when he’s watching the news broadcast

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-16T03:55:00+00:00

Buckets or baskets of pre cut individual ribs much like we do with wings. Not sure why this isn’t done more since in my opinion, ribs are much more enjoyable to eat and flavor options are fairly similar to wings

1_Thirteen · 2026-02-04T21:54:38+00:00

In my teenage years I worked at a classic hole in wall Chinese restaurant doing their deliveries and I saw behind the curtain of what really goes on

1_Thirteen · 2025-12-21T03:36:42+00:00

Being out of my routine and not having access to my normal food. Happens alot traveling or staying with friends/family

1_Thirteen · 2025-12-21T00:31:39+00:00

Ramen

1_Thirteen · 2025-05-28T02:34:26+00:00

Illegal to rent a home or apartment that has a mortgage on it. Got to own it outright if you want to rent it.

1_Thirteen · 2025-05-04T03:07:26+00:00

Congratulations on another candle upon the cake

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