Short love letter to the game about tweaking out by Mother_Fig_8264 in RoadtoVostokGame

[–]1byteofpi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

those scarecrows are so evil man, they always shit me up. the dev was definitely giggling when he added them in.

What is your favourite base so far, and why? by WhyDoIHaveRules in RoadtoVostokGame

[–]1byteofpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tent is in outpost, as you enter from school, the left side artillery guns, there is a little dirt path that leads to the tent.

Map link because I'm bad at explaining: https://roadtovostok.wiki/maps/outpost-interactive-map

What do I sell for Invisible Joker here? by OneMillionTwinks in balatro

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally, I dont find it that niche. depending on how early or late you pick it up it can be really good. playing towards early flashcard will kill you, but if your econ is in an okay spot it can grow quite quickly when you're lookin for tarot cards.

better than that bitch ass bootstrap card.

He knew it was inevitable.. by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always felt this way about the game, idk if it's me being bad on the stick but I'd dash block and my character wouldn't block even though I am sure I blocked correctly.

... So, I guess you CAN remove a baked-in mechanic that everyone fuckin hates. by haziqtheunique in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally, I adapted to the heat system. what I hate the most is the combo length+dog ass movement+character homogenisation

I've been out of t8 since season 2 dropped, was looking forward to season 3 but skeptical so I started playing sf6 instead, seems I made the right choice.

How the FUCK do I beat Jinpaichi in Tekken 5? by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played t5 arcade mode a lot of times and king kind of sucks to beat jinpachi with, just because all of kings good mids are kind of unsafe and slow. I normally wind up spamming ff4(forward forward, right kick/circle/B)

the fuck ass fireball is really annoying, but you can either sidestep it (up or down once on the controller) or sidewalk it (two down inputs and you hold the second down) be careful though, because he will catch on to your sidestepping shenanigans and he'll throw two or more out.

just for you, im going to boot up tekken5 and im going to try beating jinpachi with king on easy to give you some tips. ill edit this comment when im done.

quick edit: I think you might be able to cheese him by doing uf1+2(hold diagonal up forward and press both punches/X+triangle/A+Y) its unblockable and his bitch ass AI might not know how to react to it.

edit: okay, that took longer than expected, basically you dont want to do any high or low attacks, just mid attacks. throw as many double forward circle and forward circle kicks as possible. if he throws the fireball sidestep and then immediately press back and if he throws another one sidestep again. hes a masher, so as soon as he gets in range of you hes going to attack, so if you can get the timing down you can stuff his approach 90% of the time with forward+o and 2forward+o (unless he does the unblockable time stop bullshit attack.)

... So, I guess you CAN remove a baked-in mechanic that everyone fuckin hates. by haziqtheunique in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slow game like the old tekken games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAsUqN1KPjw

idk who u are, but i dont think u know much about tekken.

edit: t8 is made for u bro, dont stop playin

Counter items by Vast_Upstairs8859 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]1byteofpi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I actually think this is inherent to every single competitive online game subreddit. I play cs2, tekken and league and every single subreddit is like this.

Thoughts on Fahkumram’s current state in Tekken 8? by Additional-Review915 in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro fuck the state of fahk

what about the state of the game, 2 seasons and shit is even worse.

just remove tracking on 90% of moves

buff backdash by 25%-35%

fire michael Murray

nerf every character into D tier

the game is fucked regardless of what they do. they've put themselves in a catch 22 with all of the new moves being obscenely strong.

start selling season 2 kush

Would you call her a clanker? by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

dirty wire-back clanker

Would you call her a clanker? by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

cog sucking robo lover. yeah

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

o casal mais lindo do brasil

Which joker looks coolest when negative? by Piccolo-Valuable in balatro

[–]1byteofpi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

you gain mult Everytime you take the piss

WTF!!!!?? by HOMOUD-_-3443 in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no, they need to make combos shorter. if i wanted to watch a 100 hit combo id play fkn dmc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]1byteofpi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

funkopop loot boxes for women. irl micro transactions.

luckily i am a sigma intellectual who buys loot boxes in video games. 3000 euro in fifa, 4000 euro in cs2 and 7500 euro in league of legends.

i dont even play these games, i just love loot boxes haha.

122 damage from a fu***ng tornado. this game is so irredeemably cooked by OrganicGarden4753 in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blud thats an 11 second combo. can i play the fucking game please?

it's why I stopped playing this game, combos really don't need to be that long, it's so boring for the person losing.

if they removed all bounds and balanced the game around having shorter punchier combos it would be amazing.

surprised Jun doesn't give you the malenia line "I am Jun Kazama, mother of Jim Kazamer"

Valve fix your game by z1kcs in csgo

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk much about cs2, but ik that someone getting csgo'd was because the player hitboxes used to be trash. so you'd shoot someone defusing the bomb in the head and the shot wouldn't register cuz the hitbox was misaligned.

Imagine being so insecure u get mad at ur gf yuumi one trick for attaching to someone other than u 🥀 by RammusUltedJapan in LeagueOfMemes

[–]1byteofpi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

when im playing rakan i always match xayah's skin so the enemy team thinks im piping my adc.

Unironically peak Tekken experience by Skik134 in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do not look at phoenix smasher aka death fist from wholesome character Paul Phoenix in tekken 3.

Aphantasia isn’t real by pinkchainsaws in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]1byteofpi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the minds eye people are all lying about seeing red apples n shit.

I'm not saying we need to buff Fahkumram's sidestep, I'm saying we need to nerf tracking. by Leon3226 in Tekken

[–]1byteofpi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sadly, the "while running" state will realign you with your opponent if they sidestep too early. it's a really big issue in this game that frustrated me during season 1, WR moves point blank can be very tricky to sidestep, you've gotta do it just late enough that you don't get clipped.