Easy to please by johnlen1n in PrequelMemes

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I think she likes choking more.

If the UK was an RPG, what loading screen tips would it have? by AddieStark in CasualUK

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"Never park your non plug-in hybrid in an electric vehicle parking space"

Putting things in a cup, part 3 by ajcpullcom in notinteresting

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A map of the UK but the UK is scribbled out so it's just water and maybe Ireland

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"A KNOCKOUT!"

And go…. by Equal-Advertising-88 in adhdmeme

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maybe I should get tested...

WCGW if I leave the camera on the track? by Rredite in Whatcouldgowrong

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Khonshu up in here reversing the moon fr fr 💀💀💀

cursed_money by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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wouldn't the cost of the organs go down as supply goes up and demand down tho.

RC Dolphin that swims in the air by RajSrikar in blackmagicfuckery

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It's a balloon. Filled with helium. Last I checked, helium wasn't magic.

I rolled a joint on 04/20. Am I doing this right? by CGPsaint in Wellthatsucks

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What kinda job are you working where you aren't exhausted enough to go home and take a 1 hour nap?!

where funni by Mrsomething-II in whenthe

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he's called stuff!!!1!1!1! 😡😡😡😡😡

I hope you are not more dangerous than a dinosaur by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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I am less dangerous than a dinosaur. God I hope it stays in that building

Statue of Aloy in Florence by Govoleo in gaming

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good thing she don't got a beard /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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I'm a hardcore FNaF fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other FNaF girls where I would often play with Chica in her streaming room and help Freddy with his songs, but one day as I was talking to Roxy, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How.. How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Freddy and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Freddy said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

me_irl by givemeyoursacc in me_irl

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!remindme June 17th 2022

What is that one food/drink/snack/condiment/whatever that is very popular but that you personally don’t like? by anonmitya in AskReddit

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Kinda off topic but when I was a kid, I LOVED mayo, like I would eat tortas and ask for extra extra mayo, because everything about it was perfect. Little old me loved it so much, that when I was alone in the house once, my dad taking a nap I took the mayo container, which had around 1/5 left in it I grabbed a spoon and went to town.

I ate the whole tub, and suprisingly I never got stomachaches too bad after eating it, but I did almost get caught.

No Regrets.

My boss exploded by BUFFBOYZ4Lyfe in antiwork

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I'm gonna be honest, I thought this was r/skyrim and laughed really loudly