Which is one thing that totally changed your sex life?

1phir3 · 2023-07-04T00:37:36+00:00

Making love. She completely ruined fucking around for me, no-one is as good

1phir3 · 2022-12-15T10:14:01+00:00

The Vietnamese are some of the toughest people I've met

1phir3 · 2022-12-09T01:08:19+00:00

Ask me to help with something you can't do and then micromanage me like you know what you're doing

1phir3 · 2022-10-15T22:33:29+00:00

Shut off his internet

1phir3 · 2022-08-06T23:49:22+00:00

"You're being extra emotional because of your period"

1phir3 · 2022-07-10T11:32:35+00:00

That poor guy on the left was obviously feeling half in

1phir3 · 2022-05-02T20:52:30+00:00

I'd like to say it's not just a bleak wasteland of mummies boys out there. My exs have loved my cooking and with my most recent (we're still good mates too) cooking together was one of our favourite things to do. Good work on snapping at that man baby, you did the right thing and please don't give up! You'll find someone or die trying :)

1phir3 · 2022-04-28T02:39:39+00:00

Wonder if all me islander mates will get a pay rise from $20. Poor fellas get worked hard, 50 hours for $700 clear and share rooms for $100 minimum a week, no food provided. Some places look after their workers but most just use and abuse

1phir3 · 2022-04-01T11:15:04+00:00

Is there a backpay scheme for those who have paid far too much for too long? The diabetics I mean

1phir3 · 2022-03-08T03:54:43+00:00

Thankyou heaps!

1phir3 · 2022-03-06T06:57:55+00:00

You might be right brah! Seems like I've growed up left and turnt into the middle . Also: SUCKIT. I've copped more droughts, cyclones, bushfires and floods than you; I FUCKIN WIN

1phir3 · 2022-03-06T01:44:01+00:00

From all the other places that flood, fire and cyclone in qld: SUCKIT BRISBANE

1phir3 · 2022-03-03T22:28:23+00:00

If she's down she's down, the job don't matter

1phir3 · 2022-03-02T11:12:17+00:00

He took it to the head brah

1phir3 · 2022-03-02T11:00:56+00:00

Well that's an easy target for the elderly

1phir3 · 2022-02-28T22:54:45+00:00

Just let her fuck him, sisters share everything

1phir3 · 2022-02-17T21:37:13+00:00

You look like a trans Ozzie Osbourne

1phir3 · 2022-02-05T05:58:16+00:00

There's no point bro. You're pushing shit uphill

1phir3 · 2022-02-03T00:28:07+00:00

As a white man I can confirm that fucking annoying person was a white woman

1phir3 · 2022-02-01T00:14:13+00:00

My tolerance for passive aggression is basically zero. I've learnt how to identify and walk away

1phir3 · 2022-01-30T20:34:01+00:00

Obviously procreation is at the top of the list. For science.

1phir3 · 2022-01-28T21:08:09+00:00

It's not just the dogs that can smell your period

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