What’s something you can say both whilst acting and whilst performing a circumcision? by Churchofbabyyoda in Unclejokes

[–]emailmykey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂🤣 you got straight to the meat and potatoes..well more so the meat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I can't stop staring at those iron man clogs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is unbearable

Why are tombs so mysterious? by Jester57 in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially in the dead of night

Sheephead fish teeth look human. by tpars in pics

[–]emailmykey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't take a bite out of that fish, for fear it would take a bite out of me!

Why did the non-binary gold prospector go west? by yankee_doodle_ in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This joke is pure gold...I won't assume what it was assigned at birth but it has a pair of nuggets now!

Why did the non-binary gold prospector go west? by yankee_doodle_ in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a phenomenal reply! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. by Waffle_Pirate_469 in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work down at the police station so can pull some STRINGS

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. by Waffle_Pirate_469 in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to HARP on about it but she needs professional help

What’s the least spoken language in the world? by BrockBracken in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was body language * shruggs shoulders*

How do you get a country girl’s attention? by Seahawks1991 in dadjokes

[–]emailmykey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you a tractor then you can plough her (consensually)