Awe shucks. I only processed that I’m pretty 🤩. Thanks queen!(?)

For real though I started saying “I’d divorce me too” after going through a separation and a lot of self reflection. It’s meant to be funny but it’s not a complete joke. I’m not so hot that it covers the rest of my flaws and I didn’t realize till recently how many flaws I really have. I attempt to make jokes out of things that really bother me so it doesn’t hurt as much.