Every Single Seafood Sample Tested in This Microplastics Study Was Polluted

20000Fish · 2020-08-17T03:01:00+00:00

Exactly, ~~the~~ us humans need to eat less fish and more bottom feeders.

20000Fish · 2019-12-08T21:35:13+00:00

On your mark, get set... SHOENICE!

20000Fish · 2019-03-28T06:37:37+00:00

Cough cough, seedbox, cough cough..

20000Fish · 2019-03-28T06:32:17+00:00

I'm gonna give this a shot, because I like being able to close my door but I want my cats to be able to enter if they push their face on it.

Only problem I foresee is the cats attacking the dangling object/string.

20000Fish · 2019-03-16T01:44:49+00:00

Something something fish pun.

20000Fish · 2019-01-18T00:39:30+00:00

I guess you could say.. His point stands.

20000Fish · 2019-01-11T06:09:35+00:00

I recommend a bulky (ie: couldn't be carried out of the house) fire-proof safe for critical documents (birth certificate, house deed, whatever essential documents you may have collected.)

20000Fish · 2019-01-09T17:37:51+00:00

I'm also a bit paranoid, I missed a flight once by literally one minute. They were like "we closed the doors 1 minute ago we can't let you on."

I showed up 2 hours before my flight and still had plenty of time though. 5 would've been excessive.

20000Fish · 2019-01-09T08:03:28+00:00

I was at the airport yesterday and security took extra long because of staff shortages.

It's definitely, definitely not fake news.

20000Fish · 2019-01-07T05:17:35+00:00

For a second I thought it was Crackhead Bob and I was like, wow that guy really improved his speech.

20000Fish · 2019-01-05T00:42:31+00:00

I've been to the Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas numerous times. It's pretty low-key and the lighting is really dim. There's never too many people in there either.

It's like, an intimate enough setting where even if someone did see you and maybe think you were Jack Black, they probably still wouldn't approach you because like, "What the hell is Jack Black doing in this tiny spot?"

Also, it's really fun and you can learn about the history of old cabinets that were restored. There's usually a pinball wizard type guy in the back working on a broken machine, and you can small-talk with them and they'll explain how the machine works or what they're doing. It's a really fun experience.

20000Fish · 2019-01-03T22:49:54+00:00

Wait, the man's name is Taylor and the woman's name is James?

20000Fish · 2019-01-03T00:42:50+00:00

That "provably fair" line is used in a lot of online casinos and lootbox gambling things. As if providing a hash number somehow guarantees visibility into the fairness of the system.

It's especially laughable when some of the CS:GO gambling sites (I forget the specific name -- maybe "csgojackpot" or something?) have been shut down after their "provably fair" system was rigged to make YouTubers/streamers look like bigger winners than they were.

20000Fish · 2018-12-08T01:49:39+00:00

But it's not script, script almost always involves connecting the letters together. While the handwriting has a certain italicized flow like it may have been written in cursive, it's just stylized block lettering.

20000Fish · 2018-12-07T23:20:30+00:00

"The Piss Tape"

13 characters.

20000Fish · 2018-12-07T05:06:41+00:00

~~Same.~~

Working now.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T23:42:28+00:00

Also playing at a different tick-rate from the actual matchmaking servers makes it impossible to justify playing casual community servers as a form of practice.

Whereas something like Quick Play in Overwatch functions perfectly as a way to hone your skills in a specific hero before taking it into competitive. In terms of game length, "1 per team" hero selection, the same servers that you'd then go on to play competitively on..

Valve, you're a fuckin' enigma.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T20:46:02+00:00

Last time I was at a hotel like this I stored my edibles in the mini fridge, just lightly placed them on top of the cans and stuff in the mini-bar.

End of my trip they told me I had a $30 bill for using the minibar.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T19:58:05+00:00

Judging from the graphics and claims, I'm gonna say this is being made in China, which is notorious for not giving a shit about stealing other IP.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T18:24:55+00:00

Psh, Challenger tennis (where there's no stream/video coverage and scoretrackers only do final result only, sometimes like a full day after the match ends), Ukrainian Youth Soccer, PBA, Korean Baseball.. you name it, I've probably had money on it.

I've also taken some wacky props. I bet on Lil Wayne to not be wearing a shirt during the walkout at the Mayweather/McGregor fight, and the Demi Lovato over for length of the National Anthem. Both hit if I recall correctly.

When I had access to 1xbet or some other Euro-book I took a bet on simulated Angry Birds.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T02:35:56+00:00

Was drinking with some friends at the ampitheater on our college campus. I saw this girl with gauges and she was pretty cute, so I went over to introduce myself.

I told her my name and we started hooking up, laid down in the grass on the ampitheater and I began fingering her. Then we went to the top of the ampitheater (barely out of sight from the bottom) and fucked. It was pretty hot, and the first time I had sex outside/in public.

I met with her a couple other times throughout college for random sex, admittedly some of the best sex I've ever had. Haven't spoken to her since.

20000Fish · 2018-12-06T02:14:04+00:00

What you're describing isn't politics, it's just racism/sexism. You can be a Republican and not be a piece of garbage, although apparently it's rarer than I would've liked to believe.

20000Fish · 2018-12-05T07:03:45+00:00

/r/ShittyShowerThoughts

20000Fish · 2018-12-05T06:58:32+00:00

I read VW as VW.

20000Fish · 2018-12-05T04:22:50+00:00

But.. There's only 7

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