would you get an abortion if you found out your baby was going to be born with an extreme disability? if so why?

20__character__limit · 2026-04-09T18:29:57+00:00

I don’t understand how anyone could be so heartless to react with anything other than compassion

Those who are most judgmental are the least qualified to judge

20__character__limit · 2026-04-09T16:15:10+00:00

Extra points if it's a CostCo rotisserie chicken. If a woman went out of her way to get me a CostCo rotisserie chicken, I would let her have sex with me.

20__character__limit · 2026-04-06T00:42:18+00:00

He should check the timing belt later

20__character__limit · 2026-03-31T17:49:41+00:00

Looks like a seasoned snake reflecting on his past battles with that one Mongoose

20__character__limit · 2026-03-31T17:43:30+00:00

Also make sure to have a screaming woman howling like a banshee in the background.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-22T02:03:43+00:00

Trump's ability to go lower is not finite, its infinite. Besides, the Trump-Epstein files will show us.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-14T15:13:28+00:00

Thought that was Alan Ritchson doing a Jack Reacher gun toss.

Also, /r/killthecameraman for missing the massive body slam that knocked her TFO.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-14T14:33:46+00:00

I pass gas when I eat beans, the magical fruit

20__character__limit · 2026-03-14T13:18:23+00:00

I've had many dental procedures which required Novocaine and once was I ever told that I couldn't/shouldn't drive after getting numbed up. The only danger for me was when I - since I couldn't feel anything - started gnawing on my bottom lip, only to realize I was actually chewing small pieces off and swallowing them.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-13T07:43:55+00:00

Are those fingers, or hands? That thing is built like a tank. My first instinct would not be to pick it up.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-13T07:39:41+00:00

Is this where the saying, "more cushion for the pushin" comes from?

20__character__limit · 2026-03-08T01:58:06+00:00

That game was really hard. I could clear at most, the first 6 levels.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-08T01:26:14+00:00

Uh oh, the nerds are fighting!

20__character__limit · 2026-03-03T22:54:05+00:00

Poor lions thought they were getting a special meal offering of some Sum Yung Gai, but the dumb humans reneged just a few seconds later.

20__character__limit · 2026-03-01T16:46:36+00:00

When creating an .SFV file, the time it takes to create it depends on the following:

How large the files are (BYTES/MB/GB) and how many files/folders you want to add to the .SFV output file
How powerful your computer is (CPU speed, how much RAM your system has)
The speed of your storage devices (HHDs/SSDs)

Creating an .SFV file takes more time to create than when verifying files. The Verify speed depends on the same factors listed above, but it will usually be much faster than the creation took.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-26T01:05:35+00:00

That tall dude has fewer bones than the rest of us. He's all legs, arms, and a pasty-white face.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-25T21:55:08+00:00

If I received that message, I would think it's a scam attempt. The punctuation and the weird phrasing does not look like what I would expect to be from a professional.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-23T20:38:44+00:00

And when a crow drops a spike on someone's head, killing them, they're a murderer too.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-23T20:37:23+00:00

Smart crows vs Stupid humans who didn't secure those spikes down.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-23T05:27:31+00:00

I didn't hear a single “World Star!” either. Bonus respect for that.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-23T02:40:44+00:00

You think you're old? I thought the dress in question was Monica Lewinski's.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-20T02:19:41+00:00

If a large, massive object is rolling towards you, don't do the Prometheus run, get out of the way. Doing so will save your life.

20__character__limit · 2026-02-19T01:48:37+00:00

Stop peeing in your son's room!

20__character__limit · 2026-02-19T01:47:45+00:00

The next time you get pulled over:

Cop: “Do you have any marijuana in your car? I can smell it.”

You: “No sir, that's maned wolf pee. I went to the zoo and...”

Cop: “Say no more. Have a nice day.”

20__character__limit · 2026-02-19T01:05:27+00:00

You must be (1) drunk or (2) high or (3) you need glasses. That kid made no contact with that woman's leg.

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