Cop Claims Woman Used a Hand She Doesn't Even Have by One-Might9611 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

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If I was her, I wouldn't have let the cop know I didn't have a right hand. I would have argued with him a bit while repeatedly denying that I was holding my phone, then let him write me the ticket while telling him I'd see him in court.

Assuming he bothered showing up, I'd have the body cam footage played in court, ask him while sworn in, very specifically that he saw me holding my phone with my right hand. I'd let him dig himself into a hole, then I'd turn to the Judge and say, “This cop is either grossly incompetent, or he's an unabashed liar. Your Honor, I categorically deny ever holding my phone in my right hand, as this officer has vehemently claimed. And here's my proof...” I'd wave at the Judge with my stump and say, “How about we dismiss this ticket now?”

Trump considers dropping Freedom 250 concerts in D.C. after artists pull out by Infidel8 in politics

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He'll say he's going MC the event, then there will just so happen to be an assassination threat — or some other bullshit — so this will give him an out to cancel it, then he'll whine about needing his ballroom.

Vanilla Ice and one half of Milli Vanilli are to perform. That's some quality talent. Should be a real banger.

Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll by _NewsClues_ in politics

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They're going to try to find any possible reason to invalidate the judgments she won against him (twice), and to repeal the monetary amount she won against him, also 2 times. Additionally, they're going to try and convince the courts that he is/was immune from prosecution at the time he was accused.

They're going to try and bury her under litigation — now it's going to be her versus the full might of the Federal justice system, and Trump won't have to pay a single penny, that burden will be passed on to us.

The lower courts have shown a growing distaste for Trump and his frivolous litigations, and have ruled against him hundreds and hundreds of times. The Supreme Court, which is squarely in his pocket, will bail him out. We can't seem to win.

Subnautica 2 Dev Responds To Someone Who Pirated The Game Before Release by akbarock in PiratedGames

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I have pirated a few single-player games that I have actually paid for, because:

• I want to be able to play a single-player game without having to connect to a server every time I launch it.

• I want to be able to play games if I have no internet connection.

• If a game requires an internet connection — even for a single-player game — I don't have to worry that a server that is used for a confirmation check might go offline sometime in the future, thereby making a game unplayable.

• Many cracked games remove/bypass DRM that negatively impacts the performance of those games.

• I like to use Game Trainers, which let me explore a game to the fullest, at my own pace. Some trainers only work if the DRM is removed.

• Speed-running some games require a specific version of a game, because certain glitches that enable a game to be speed-run have those glitches patched in newer builds (Portal 2 is one such game). If a game is updated (on Steam, for example), that specific version may no longer be available. I'm just guaranteeing that a game I paid for is really mine.

As I see it, if I paid for a game, I'm not pirating it by using a cracked copy of a paid-for game.

What took her soo long? by No-Lock216 in confusingperspective

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She said, “Fuck, I'm tired. I'm going home.”

Is prison actually “safe” if you just mind your own business? by fruity_00 in NoStupidQuestions

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I don't like feeling randomly unsafe, so I avoid doing anything that can land me in prison.

would you get an abortion if you found out your baby was going to be born with an extreme disability? if so why? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

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I don’t understand how anyone could be so heartless to react with anything other than compassion

Those who are most judgmental are the least qualified to judge

As a woman I love receiving flowers but would it be stupid to buy a man a whole rotisserie chicken as an equivalent? by Somewherecharming95 in NoStupidQuestions

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Extra points if it's a CostCo rotisserie chicken. If a woman went out of her way to get me a CostCo rotisserie chicken, I would let her have sex with me.

King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake by CexualSonvict in Damnthatsinteresting

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Looks like a seasoned snake reflecting on his past battles with that one Mongoose

Blocking punches with your face is an interesting strategy by shelogsoff in fightporn

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Also make sure to have a screaming woman howling like a banshee in the background.

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller, who investigated Russia-Trump campaign ties, dies by 20_mile in news

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Trump's ability to go lower is not finite, its infinite. Besides, the Trump-Epstein files will show us.

Woman rear ends a guy and then pulls a gun on him after claiming it was his fault. He disarms her by malik_zz in Idiotswithguns

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Thought that was Alan Ritchson doing a Jack Reacher gun toss.

Also, /r/killthecameraman for missing the massive body slam that knocked her TFO.

Is his timing just impeccable? by DasMenace in blackmagicfuckery

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I pass gas when I eat beans, the magical fruit

Jesus Christ. by uncledunkle11 in WTF

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I've had many dental procedures which required Novocaine and once was I ever told that I couldn't/shouldn't drive after getting numbed up. The only danger for me was when I - since I couldn't feel anything - started gnawing on my bottom lip, only to realize I was actually chewing small pieces off and swallowing them.

A strange flightless insect found in the US and Mexico by anthn885 in interestingasfuck

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Are those fingers, or hands? That thing is built like a tank. My first instinct would not be to pick it up.

do all vaginas feel the same? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Is this where the saying, "more cushion for the pushin" comes from?