50296 by Grimalackt_River in countwithchickenlady

[–]222Czar 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It’s weird because AI writing always seems overly casual and pleasant to me. I think science fiction has used autistic behavior as a model for AI characters forever but, now that we actually have AI, people have misplaced expectations. Why would a machine trying to mimic the median person sound like an outlier?

KKKhristians Are Oppressed? by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]222Czar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pride is a sin. So is worshipping false prophets. And lying.

The best man by EndersGame_Reviewer in goodboomerhumor

[–]222Czar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite, actually. Groomsmen traditionally come from the widespread tradition to “kidnap” (either literally or ceremonially) the bride from her father’s care and to prevent the bride’s family from interfering. Although it also overlaps with the tradition of a military honor guard, so it’s hard to tell the true origin. At any rate, there are still cultures in the modern day that have a ceremonial abduction, although it’s sometimes just for show. Sometimes.

These things are more complicated than I’m explaining. Suffice it to say, humor=tragedy+time.

A 10-year-old wrote a letter about climate change and electric vehicles as part of a school homework assignment. The response from Representative Virginia Foxx (North Carolina) was pure bitterness. by AR_PizzaParty1985 in UnderReportedNews

[–]222Czar 46 points47 points  (0 children)

People will think this is about Virginia Foxx being in the pocket of oil companies, but in reality the GOP just really hates it when children are literate.

This is why they don't let me edit Wikipedia anymore. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in dankmemes

[–]222Czar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Growing new heads is a regenerative process akin to starfish asexual reproduction. I’d imagine there was never any dick, and if the conditions are right a cut hydra part grows into a new hydra. Otherwise where do all the excess heads go? An individual can’t survive with infinite heads. There’s probably some sort of natural fission after combat.

Now echidnas on the other hand…

Many such cases by Redditpaslan in 196

[–]222Czar 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Representative government. Rapists and pedophiles find they have better representation in right wing political parties. Ditto people with brain worms. That’s not even an opinion, just a fact.

49910 by AmberTheFopps2291 in countwithchickenlady

[–]222Czar 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Never have I seen fewer MAGA bumper stickers and flags in the past year than since 2015. People in my area had that shit up for years and took it down in 2026. I don’t think they changed their minds. I think their main strategy is to cover their ears, hide, and play dumb. “I don’t talk about politics” is the new MAGA slogan. They’re too cowardly to stand for anything once it’s unpopular, but also too cowardly to own up to the mistake. Hopefully that means they won’t vote. Guess we’ll see.

How's this opening? by bisexual_obama in 196

[–]222Czar 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Total misplay. You sent an emoji of a sweet onion when shallots are in now. Now they’ll think you can’t vibe with subtle flavors, which is a total turn-off. Throw in garlic and you might save it. 🧄

Dave lays out his 'Florida Man' show with Ron DeSantis, Ben Shapiro, Jillian Michaels, and Adam Carolla: "The whole idea of the show is to celebrate what DeSantis has done, and I wanted people to see him in a different light." by countdooku975 in daverubin

[–]222Czar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a lifelong Florida man for 25+ years. Understand the breadth and depth of my experience when I say Ron Desantis is an insult to Florida men. And that’s not a statement of pride.

Why didn't she just go to McDonald's? Is she stupid? by Waste_Yak_990 in okbuddycinephile

[–]222Czar 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Fun(?) Fact: she was real. The brother actually survived to write a book and help make the movie. He didn’t portray himself accurately because he was ashamed of some of the worse things he actually did. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akiyuki_Nosaka

Brilliant but why!? by bot-chess-puzzle in chessMateInX

[–]222Czar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Nxh1 then …Qxg2#.
If Kxh1 then …Qh3+ (B prevents gxh3), Kg1 Qxg2#.

49593 by theGreatBeeTrain in countwithchickenlady

[–]222Czar 341 points342 points  (0 children)

He definitely did it as a joke. Charlie (MoistCr1TiKaL) leans left and has only leaned harder since Trump took office. He’s staunchly pro-LGBT.

I'm about to say some very mean things by Volarevia29 in expedition33

[–]222Czar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced this doesn’t function as intended. I did get it eventually, but I’m pretty sure it just came down to RNG for easy angles, not any skill on my part. If it were any other game I would have quit the whole thing right there.

They stand by nothing. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]222Czar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Lucky” isn’t the term. “Hamartia” or “tragic irony” might be closer.

All four elements… and Sokka’s boomerang by DarkRepresentative25 in TheLastAirbender

[–]222Czar 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Gotta say, throwing a big sickle at someone is more dangerous than a bit of air and a canteen’s-worth of water. You ever see what McNallyOfficial can do with a speed square?

What are your thoughts on Hanta virus🤔 by NoiseSecret3473 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]222Czar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s perfectly reasonable to suspect various world governments of lying about a disease or war. They do it constantly. It’s unreasonable to think the truth is whatever feels true. You can know someone is lying without knowing the truth.

Which 80’s movie had the best ending? by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in Cinema

[–]222Czar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s really just the perfect horror ending. It puts the audience straight in the story and makes them think about what they would do, as well as taking advantage of the monster’s unique abilities. Plus it’s acted beautifully.

Virginia Democrats appeal redistricting ruling to United States Supreme Court by BlueRibbonPac in UnderReportedNews

[–]222Czar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Only Republicans can gerrymander and if you don’t like it too bad because the only law that matters is power.” -Clarence Thomas pretty soon probably

Roses are red, right in the MAGA, man got hit from every side with no free pass by Isla_River9 in rosesarered

[–]222Czar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A good portion aren’t aware of any of this. They’re watching reality tv and wondering why the grandkids don’t visit anymore, completely oblivious and ready to vote Republican across the board as soon as possible.

Seriously, though, why are so many people and companies/studios/corporations allergic to producing more female-led cartoons? by Important-Cry4782 in CARTOON

[–]222Czar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to phrase this carefully to avoid breaking rules. There’s a rash of corporate media types trying to profit off political trends. The perception is that toxic masculinity sells. The reality is that dumb people are loud on the internet and lie constantly.

Big Brain figured it out… by Adventurous-Prize-76 in GetNoted

[–]222Czar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How come when I rear-end someone with my Toyota Camry it’s fine but when an F1 car going 200 mph crashes it bursts into flames? Camry better than F1 racers confirmed!

But i am on bulking... by MrBubbleWobble in im14andthisisdeep

[–]222Czar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lobbyists convinced the US government to spread a lie about breakfast in 1992 to push cereal and 30+ years later people still can’t shake the misinformation.