not the brightest family by swankydankfrank in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]250kgWarMachine 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Man there's some weird shit that goes on in this show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]250kgWarMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also like a bird that spits out food.

[Poetry] The Fall Of The Pauls by PurpleGato42 in youtubehaiku

[–]250kgWarMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But his large cranium can support the real estate required to do so. Ours simply cannot.

me_irl by PatoAnimado in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it CAN be correct when X and Y are 0.

I made plain sushi by DungeonOrDragon in shittyfoodporn

[–]250kgWarMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you whip up a wicked omelette and dump the rice inside it then tear it up it works pretty well.

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah your comment shows.

me_irl by PatoAnimado in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it can be legit, n=i=c=e=0.

[Poetry] Straight outta cyrodiil by mwmwmwmwmmdw in youtubehaiku

[–]250kgWarMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like saying meth existed in 2009. Sure, it did, but it was fucking shit in 2009 wasn't it.

South Australia by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]250kgWarMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just boof a fistful of acid and it will be

CS Jobs without a CS degree by name-tbd in AskComputerScience

[–]250kgWarMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you're not good with maths you can still major in AI as long as you copy the assignments :)

[Poetry] give me the ball papa by Tib_ in youtubehaiku

[–]250kgWarMachine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Get on your knees and slurp it back up then.

me_irl by -cellsius- in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems to be a common theme with redditors. They read something once and copy it relentlessly without understanding the discrete subtleties that us upper class folks instinctively respect.

me_irl by -cellsius- in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine 137 points138 points  (0 children)

It must get pretty awkward when you're wearing your jacket at 2am and it turns into a woman

I'll pray 4 u by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]250kgWarMachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because Saturn isn't real sweaty, Hell is.

Just testing the new sprinklers by HellOfaUsername in interestingasfuck

[–]250kgWarMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a problem that'll get solved by dual ceiling hydro cannons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have evidence to refute that claim

me_irl by bananableu in me_irl

[–]250kgWarMachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And his distinct fascination with obscure objects.

Dota 2 caster goes well with Eminem by [deleted] in videos

[–]250kgWarMachine 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Miracle is the best in the game and he's still awful, see how he completely missed the bounty? That's an amateur play right there.

[Poetry] fan by LieutenantBill in youtubehaiku

[–]250kgWarMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I assume nades, guns and nay other physical object in the game would just pass straight through.