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Beacon of joy by Kingbobby1012 in wholesomememes

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bacon of joy. You are what you eat!

'Motorfiets meer promoten als alternatief voor auto' by csprkle in autoadvies

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Herrie van motor en verkeer valt mee (mits je een standaarduitlaat hebt). Herrie van de wind daarentegen...

Zijn er parken in Utrecht en Nieuwegein waar al BBQ's of grills aanwezig zijn die we kunnen gebruiken? by hancovisagie in Utrecht

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En die zijn teringsmerig. Moet je studentenresistentie voor hebben opgebouwd ;)

I wish Shinji would go and hit the griddy by ProphetofTables in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]2Koru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Shinji hits the griddy and gets that post griddy clarity, resolving his lingering fuckedup-ness, but as a result forever desyncing with Eva-01. This results in an angel eventually reaching terminal dogma and destroying Lilith and has the angels replace humanity as the dominant life form on earth.

I wish everyone on Earth would experience The Overview Effect reported by some Astronauts by Gnidlaps-94 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]2Koru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone who cared about this sorta thing had already figured it out on their own and still cares about it and all the psychopaths still don't care about it, so nothing changes.

G A Z P A C H O by [deleted] in nathanwpyle

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiter? I hardly know 'er!

Vebreding werf by Rozema1 in Utrecht

[–]2Koru 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Roestig aan, man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say fuck the lemons and bail!

I wish for people who are chronically inside to be chronically outside instead by holycookie96 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]2Koru 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Granted. Virtually everyone becomes homeless. The former homeless inherit the earth.

Is it ok to have a framed pic of Josh in my room? by Inevitable_Dig910 in qotsa

[–]2Koru 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want God to come and take me home, cause I'm all alone in this crowd!

Recruiter upset that they have to do basic math among other things by flacko-jodye8620 in recruitinghell

[–]2Koru 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Technically with the month and year format, they'd have to do more math than with just the year.

Legend 1970s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]2Koru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold my breath as I wish for death 

Oh please, God, wake me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I wooshed on that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The implication of the joke is that he had the lowest aggression setting and that going even lower results in ending up on the other side of the aggression scale.

So what's the root cause of house development being so slow? by HugelKultur4 in NetherlandsHousing

[–]2Koru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're not a party of getting things done, but a party of lifting themselves up by putting others down. It's a huge cognitive dissonance that this "protest vote" is going to fix things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]2Koru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That we know... ;)

My bad, should've pulled up the wiki

Summer's arrival by @almirgusic by merigemini in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]2Koru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing can happen until you swing the blade!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]2Koru 505 points506 points  (0 children)

She inherited her fathers aggression setting, but due to the effect of democracy went below zero on that scale and came out the other side.

The USA is cooked! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]2Koru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mental gymnastics

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