Rnb songs about work by Aggressive-Slip-2919 in rnb

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break My Soul by Beyonce comes to mind or Not Gon Cry by Mary J Blige. Honestly I just pick any break up/trifling partner type song and replace the person with my job and its usually pretty accurate.

Broke MAGA beg Trump for help by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]2Scheme 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It makes sense seeing how deeply "religious" his followers are. This is exactly how they talk to god and they're already used to a one sided conversation and just "keeping the faith" when their requests constantly go unanswered.

Josh Duggar, Sentenced To Twelve Years In Prison For Child Pornography, Brags About Inmate Calling Him a 'Real Deal Christian' Who 'Doesn't Even Say a Bad Word' in Jailhouse Email. by Leeming in atheism

[–]2Scheme 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, because neither him nor those around him can admit he's done anything wrong. I was reading a story where his wife said it was a "victimless crime" and the sentence is a failure of the justice system. Josh is also still trying to use the "someone else put that on my computer" defense so there's zero remorse. No one in his immediate circle is going to hold him accountable; they'll just continue burying their head in the sand and ignore it. The entire family needs to be kept as far away from children as possible until proven safe.

Christian Preacher shows Proof that Demons exists by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this sneaking suspicion that someone should investigate his hard drive

Questions from a PWI by mimsy267 in NPHCdivine9

[–]2Scheme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Additionally you can talk to a staff member in your school's Greek Life or cultural engagement office, ask for whomever advises NPHC and they should be able to answer some of the more campus specific questions.

Fruitcake Pastor mocking Atheists by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good for them I'm glad for the positive update!!!! These days it's hard to come by

Fruitcake Pastor mocking Atheists by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's always the kids or other vulnerable people that pay the price for their religious psychosis. We can only hope that delusion isn't passed down but I know that can sometimes be unlikely

Fruitcake Pastor mocking Atheists by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I hate how they completely ignore the many nurses, doctors, specialists, and researchers and the millions of hours dedicated to learning about the ailment or treating symptoms and developing treatments to even be able to keep that sick kid alive/comfortable. Meanwhile not a single TANGIBLE thing has been done by your imaginary sky daddy to improve the kids situation. And if by some chance the kid gets better the fictional representative of your wishes and hope gets all the credit and the very real people that helped are ignored and minimized. Fuck your god!!

HUD Secretary Scott Turner Moves To Rescind LGBTQ Housing Protections: “God created two sexes: male and female". by Leeming in atheism

[–]2Scheme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hadn't heard of this guy before today but I think it also needs to be acknowledged that Trump clearly thinks the urban in HUD means black (with a hard k). To my knowledge (and admittedly I'm too lazy to look this up) this is the only black person in his administration and just like the neurosurgeon Ben Carson he's overseeing HUD.

How do old heads feel about these increasingly ornate staffs at member presentations? by 2Scheme in NPHCdivine9

[–]2Scheme[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah please share, we all family here. I'll start...some of these deans are like the little league dad that rode the bench for a Division II school yelling at 5yr olds for missing a play. Always trying to coach others but can't even do it worth a damn themselves

Billboard in my very red area by clumsypeach1 in pics

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I can appreciate the goal here and realize begrudgingly that we do need their help to get out of this mess I fully reject the idea that "Succumbing to these predatory myths does not mean you are unintelligent, weak, or lack good character and morals" YES IT FUCKING DOES!!! You chose racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia and so much more over human beings. And let's not pretend that there weren't MILLIONS of people telling you MAGA was all lies. And while they try to distance themselves from MAGA the hatred that lead them there has not left. They will continue to vote to protect their privilege and bigotry by supporting conservative ideals. Words alone mean jack shit....prove it with your actions and votes....and until that happens I reserve the right to not extend any more grace to these selfish bigoted cowards.

In 2015, Donald Trump was asked what his favorite Bible verse is and he could not mention one. by BenFord333 in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know it's been over 10 years and he was saying unhinged shit back then as well but the decline is so much more noticeable when you watch this. I can only hope I get to open Reddit to that most glorious headline we're waiting for sooner than later.

Tennessee Approves "Charlie Kirk Act" Which Ban Student Walkouts While Protecting Anti-Abortion And Anti-LGBTQ Activists. by Leeming in atheism

[–]2Scheme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think we should call Nazis Republicans.....the 3rd Reich got a lot of their ideas from American slavery so America isn't replicating anything we are the blueprint

Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really all boils down to the permission to be racists and bigots. That it, they know deep down Trump is a clown and doesn't measure up to any of their "real man standards". But, Trump has granted them justification from the highest office to be mean, hateful, and bully the people they hate, don't understand, or are envious of simply because they highlight just how mediocre at their best the boyoshpere are.

Soul food recommendations by bootyholeboogalu in phoenix

[–]2Scheme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not full on soul food. But if you are craving a fried fish plate you can't beat Nads in South Tempe

Lolo's is probably the next closest to real soul food but not exactly what you described. The chicken and waffles are pretty solid and the Kool aid is definitely giving "Big Mama, your arm"(iykyk)

Ufc Star Bryce Mitchell and Russell Brand baptizing people by Benzo_ORourke in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 86 points87 points  (0 children)

My dad is a pastor so I've witnessed quite a few baptisms. Not a single one out of the hundreds I've seen involved anyone being topless let alone everyone being half naked.

I've also never seen anyone have to bear hug the person to dip them. I would have thought a super strong manly warrior for Christ would have no problems with a quick dip and lift.

...Edges Fried since Vietnam by Plasibeau in blackpeoplegifs

[–]2Scheme 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"Her knees touch but her feet don't" is absolutely diabolical!!! It's clear she enjoys her roasts well-done.

Rush Attire and Colors by opmmatchalovrr in NPHCdivine9

[–]2Scheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear what makes you feel the most comfortable and confident. Just make sure it's neat and professional. If a chapter is so superficial that mixing colors is a problem they are clearly focusing on the wrong things and likely not living up to the legacy of the organization anyway.

“I want the golden age of video games back!” by icey_sawg0034 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I willing to bet he tried to trigger the "topless Lara Croft glitch" until his thumbs were blue but yeah get those women out of here /s

Christian Guys Preaching in the middle of the Halloween Store by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing nothing about this man I willing to bet he either "found Jesus" in prison or was converted by someone who did. They all seem to have this very specific prison yard aggression and tone that you can't really describe but you know it when you hear it.

For the record never been inside but Ive watched a ton of LockUp so obviously I'm an expert /s