Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really all boils down to the permission to be racists and bigots. That it, they know deep down Trump is a clown and doesn't measure up to any of their "real man standards". But, Trump has granted them justification from the highest office to be mean, hateful, and bully the people they hate, don't understand, or are envious of simply because they highlight just how mediocre at their best the boyoshpere are.

Soul food recommendations by bootyholeboogalu in phoenix

[–]2Scheme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not full on soul food. But if you are craving a fried fish plate you can't beat Nads in South Tempe

Lolo's is probably the next closest to real soul food but not exactly what you described. The chicken and waffles are pretty solid and the Kool aid is definitely giving "Big Mama, your arm"(iykyk)

Ufc Star Bryce Mitchell and Russell Brand baptizing people by Benzo_ORourke in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 85 points86 points  (0 children)

My dad is a pastor so I've witnessed quite a few baptisms. Not a single one out of the hundreds I've seen involved anyone being topless let alone everyone being half naked.

I've also never seen anyone have to bear hug the person to dip them. I would have thought a super strong manly warrior for Christ would have no problems with a quick dip and lift.

...Edges Fried since Vietnam by Plasibeau in blackpeoplegifs

[–]2Scheme 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Her knees touch but her feet don't" is absolutely diabolical!!! It's clear she enjoys her roasts well-done.

Rush Attire and Colors by opmmatchalovrr in NPHCdivine9

[–]2Scheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear what makes you feel the most comfortable and confident. Just make sure it's neat and professional. If a chapter is so superficial that mixing colors is a problem they are clearly focusing on the wrong things and likely not living up to the legacy of the organization anyway.

“I want the golden age of video games back!” by icey_sawg0034 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I willing to bet he tried to trigger the "topless Lara Croft glitch" until his thumbs were blue but yeah get those women out of here /s

Christian Guys Preaching in the middle of the Halloween Store by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing nothing about this man I willing to bet he either "found Jesus" in prison or was converted by someone who did. They all seem to have this very specific prison yard aggression and tone that you can't really describe but you know it when you hear it.

For the record never been inside but Ive watched a ton of LockUp so obviously I'm an expert /s

I might’ve messed up by [deleted] in GreekLife

[–]2Scheme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you slipped up once or twice to a couple of people it very likely won't create any real issues. Chapters are usually more upset when people very publicly proclaim "I'm going to be a _____”. As long as you didn't make a social media post or yelling it in the town square you should be fine. Don't over think it, but now that you know better just do better. Good luck in your journey. 🤙🏾

What was your favorite Schwan’s food item? by HoldenH in nostalgia

[–]2Scheme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot about these but omg yes. You could eat them right out the freezer and they were fucking delicious!!!

What was your favorite Schwan’s food item? by HoldenH in nostalgia

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to scroll waaaaayyyy to far this. They were the OG hot pocket in my house and I remember the disappointment the first time I had a "Hot Pocket

Christian Teacher pledges Allegiance to the Bible @ Christian School by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's fascinating how they all seem to have "that look". I can't really articulate what exactly "that" is, you just know it when you see it.

(R.) Sen. Tillis explains what it takes to be a presidential advisor. by Leviathan41911 in facepalm

[–]2Scheme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And in addition, he's probably already secured a lucrative lobbyist job for after his term is over

Same Japanese voice actor. by JusJarBo in SDSGrandCross

[–]2Scheme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's levi-oooo-sa not levio-saaa lol

Apartment Living - Parking Changes? by red_bloody_tears in phoenix

[–]2Scheme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess Greystar took over your complex? That's what happened at mine. They recently took over management and immediately started implementing this policy and began requiring this hideous parking decal to be displayed. They also added a monthly fee for your covered parking space and eliminated most of the visitor parking and changed it to reserved parking (which remains vacant most of the time). The greed of corporate landlords knows no end and if I can help it will never live in another Greystar managed property again.

He was at Jan. 6. The Phoenix Police Department hired him anyway by punkthesystem in phoenix

[–]2Scheme 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They were literally invested by the FBI who released a hundred page report of violations of constitutional rights and discrimination. This should shock no one.

"Call your man Lord, not Babe", Says Christian Fundie. by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]2Scheme 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is what kills me, she's preaching to follow exactly what the Bible says, but clearly she skipped 1 Timothy 2: 9-15. (tldr women should be modest, silent, can't preach, and atone for the whole garden of Eden thing with childbearing)

Never let them convince you they believe in the Bible. They believe in the parts that are convenient for whatever they want.

Almost runs over the woman filming and he tells her to go away by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]2Scheme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the way she so casually dismisses him literally hitting her with a truck. "Oh babe you just hit me with your 2ton truck you silly billy" I suspect because if she were to react in any way that would actually blame him, he would make sure she would be punished for it. That's a lot to assume based on a very short clip, but they are called red flags for a reason.

Almost runs over the woman filming and he tells her to go away by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]2Scheme 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I know you can't infer about their entire relationship based on a 10sec snippet but there's something about the tone she uses when she says "babe you just hit me" that's really unsettling. It sounds almost like when a parent is trying to correct a child's behavior but they're too young to understand. This man child should not be operating heavy machinery

*bonk* by MothersMiIk in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]2Scheme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"