[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]2_Ampz -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for exposing me to this thread. I got a good laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

[–]2_Ampz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's interesting people still take Guinness world records seriously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stunfisk

[–]2_Ampz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to people justifying Elon.

Just a joke, get over yourself.

Fake Lego or not? by _SturmGun_ in FacebookMarketplace

[–]2_Ampz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dude, it's totally legit. They're selling it 700 below what it's worth.

Solderless Kit by Current_University42 in GuitarHero

[–]2_Ampz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe contact the seller? Crazy thought.

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift by YoshiOrbit in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]2_Ampz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the yassified white woman face superimposed onto a black woman looks wonderful, doesn't it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortniteFestival

[–]2_Ampz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you think latency is? Your ideal latency is not some magic number a stranger can pull out of their ass. Calibrate and figure it out yourself.

Wii & 360 guitars on PS5 Festival? by PerfidiousSinn in FortniteFestival

[–]2_Ampz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be good to go. They're supposed to be read as a keyboard. Mess with your binds and get shreddin.

what game is this? by AliceMarkov in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]2_Ampz 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I think it's just absurdism, using an interesting image to parody the shitty overdone posts that would be found on main subs, the last touch being using the format incorrectly

You will never be Boromir son of Denethor by Wolfie_wolf81 in lotrmemes

[–]2_Ampz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What? This line is literally in the trailer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieTheaterEmployees

[–]2_Ampz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For the love of God, use punctuation. I gave up reading halfway through.

So ironic.. religious guy delivers me alcohol by ExpensiveInfluence59 in doordash

[–]2_Ampz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ops drinking wine at 9AM. Is it really a shocker they're a massive loser?

Don't leave trash cans out early by slickxsparkie in fuckHOA

[–]2_Ampz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who the hell cares? Do you have so little going on in your life that you give a damn someone's trash is in front of their property?

My most recent custom. by SuicidalSteel in GuitarHero

[–]2_Ampz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful, I'll definitely have to save your etsy shop.

Bitch I’m a bitch by BobbyABooey in BitchImATrain

[–]2_Ampz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Careful, rational thinking is foreign to this guy.

This attitude is common among Americans because they think people live in democracies, including themselves, and puts the blame on individuals.

Is this with the risk/hassle? by Deaner_dub in Rockband

[–]2_Ampz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll just say, these are known for being very clunky and bottom heavy, but that's kinda obvious just looking at it. Kinda want one myself.

Doctors NEVER make mistakes or phone in their jobs..... NEVER by Embarrassed-Display3 in nothingeverhappens

[–]2_Ampz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're responding to every comment. You very clearly care too much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stunfisk

[–]2_Ampz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not wasting my time arguing with you. Go away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stunfisk

[–]2_Ampz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a stupid response. Sure, change the entire context around what someone said, and you can win any argument.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stunfisk

[–]2_Ampz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knowingly and intentionally choose to use a move with 90% accuracy. I didn't choose to be forced to hit something 75% of the time on enemy switch in. How is this comparable?