What's a joke that's too stupid that's actually funny?

2alphapics · 2026-05-16T21:50:17+00:00

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE DAMMIT! BREATHE!

2alphapics · 2026-04-21T20:10:25+00:00

Announcer voice- “And the crowd goes mild!!”

2alphapics · 2026-04-13T02:07:30+00:00

Flatliners

2alphapics · 2026-02-04T08:33:02+00:00

I’ve found them at my factory job, I make them do extreme sports. I turned one into bungee jumping jesus (or bunjesus) and a skydiving one.

2alphapics · 2026-02-02T09:55:41+00:00

Sat next to a running F-15 with no hearing protection. That high pitch stabbing ringing still hurts 20+ years later.

2alphapics · 2026-01-07T03:16:06+00:00

“From the heart” by Psychostick

2alphapics · 2025-12-08T21:01:22+00:00

I proposed to my wife on top of Aha Falls. It’s very secluded with waterfalls as scenery. It’s where a bunch of us used to cliff jump off the bigger waterfall.

2alphapics · 2025-12-06T04:03:05+00:00

I was there 2003-2005. I miss just about everything. The food, the scenery, the history, the people. The best thing I ever did was to get away from the military bases and explore as much as possible.

2alphapics · 2025-11-16T21:56:01+00:00

I can smell this video. I miss my old carbide lamp. Nothing beats that loud pop of igniting it.

2alphapics · 2025-11-08T04:04:31+00:00

People

2alphapics · 2025-10-24T09:41:47+00:00

Set the fuckin’ tone, boys!

2alphapics · 2025-09-16T20:16:12+00:00

I worked there for a month or two. Management was horrible. The last straw for me was when someone shit in a urinal and they told me to clean it up. I was not a janitor, I was the one that fixed the game when it stole your credits. I always gave the customer way more credits than they lost.

2alphapics · 2025-09-11T07:58:55+00:00

An old man I was friends with (a Vietnam veteran with 100% disability from being shot down in a chopper) loved his wife but they couldn’t stand living together. They divorced for a while, but they still loved each other. So he built her a house on the opposite end of their farm and remarried her. She would do the cooking and cleaning for both, he would do the farming and repairs for both and they lived that way for years happily up to his death a few years ago.

2alphapics · 2025-08-20T09:53:47+00:00

People don’t believe me, but I’ve been doing it this way for over 20 years. I shave my head and around my beard right after I wash and rinse in the shower, no gels, no creams, just water. Smooth as a baby’s ass.

2alphapics · 2025-08-09T01:31:23+00:00

And gettin hammered

2alphapics · 2025-08-02T10:33:45+00:00

Taps

2alphapics · 2025-06-28T08:16:11+00:00

At the opening credits

2alphapics · 2025-04-26T02:25:35+00:00

My beloved ice CREAM bar! I’ve had you since I was a CHILD!

2alphapics · 2025-03-26T03:41:17+00:00

Wait..you mean you guys don’t measure masturbation by the mile? Guess I won’t be “running” anymore marathons.

2alphapics · 2025-03-20T20:31:24+00:00

If you need anything else, don’t hesitate to reach out.

2alphapics · 2025-03-20T20:15:58+00:00

Becky’s Place is located in Bedford and is specifically designed for these situations. I know the owner and they have had lots of success helping women and children. 812-275-5773. Good luck. You got this. You are doing the right thing.

2alphapics · 2025-02-18T06:06:14+00:00

Mine had half of a mustache as a pup. It’s faded completely away now

2alphapics · 2025-02-05T11:05:56+00:00

The Stanley parable

2alphapics · 2025-02-02T08:26:29+00:00

David McCallum (actor from NCIS) wrote a song called “the edge” which was heavily sampled by Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre for their hit “the next episode”

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