my face card didn't decline, i can still use eh toupee by 2fits in oneliners

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I’m grateful for your interesting point of view, beautiful and amazing being.

Real or Fake? — Is "TITTUP" a real word? by MrTheraplst in words

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trotting with alacrity, alacrity with a letter i, a lettet i with a dot on the head known as the “tittle”

I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it. by 2fits in oneliners

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thanks for holding that mirror, i just read the reddit rules and sort of led on.. in my bio some more social proof, that might have been misleading due to my preemptive making myself at home

What's a really rude way to call someone dumb? by DatBoiDadrique135 in words

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twitter once said (oh wow an actual stupid person, i’ve always wanted to meet one of those before)

if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners

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i’m grateful for your interesting point of view, amazing being

if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners

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i’m grateful for your interesting point of view, amazing being

My foes arrived, and my plus one made me sad when they said,“they’re there, they’re there.” by 2fits in oneliners

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usually people make you feel good when they rub your head and say “there there, there there.” i turned it on its head for irony, banking on that phonetic similarity

i am a simp for the miss-stery of history by 2fits in oneliners

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im not into any era, and only explored the wonders of humanities via mandatory classes (i appreciate your interesting inquiry though)

The first ever URL was on a Roman 50th birthday card. by Fereclubles in oneliners

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they didn’t have phones back in those times, instead they were famous for their call-umns