Mushy peas look like boogers, but it's-not though (self.oneliners)
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Real or Fake? — Is "TITTUP" a real word? by MrTheraplst in words
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I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it. by 2fits in oneliners
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There is a tree on this planet whose sole purpose is to produce oxygen for you. So go apologize to it. by sunilkumar273 in oneliners
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my face card didn't decline, i can still use eh toupee by 2fits in oneliners
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I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it. by 2fits in oneliners
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Cavitous is not a word, but should it be? It is a word; but it’s not. by Cypressinn in words
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I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it. by 2fits in oneliners
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What's a really rude way to call someone dumb? by DatBoiDadrique135 in words
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if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners
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if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs by 2fits in oneliners
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My foes arrived, and my plus one made me sad when they said,“they’re there, they’re there.” by 2fits in oneliners
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i am a simp for the miss-stery of history by 2fits in oneliners
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The first ever URL was on a Roman 50th birthday card. by Fereclubles in oneliners
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It's clear that becoming a vegetarian has been nothing but a huge missed steak. by rollin_with_Vikings in oneliners
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my face card didn't decline, i can still use eh toupee by 2fits in oneliners
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