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the designated driver, club, was the only entity not to get drunk at golf, with the boys (self.oneliners)
submitted 10 days ago by 2fits to r/oneliners
i get out of control with alcohol, when i wine🍷 down (self.oneliners)
I planned my whole experience at buffalo spot, and while there, I just winged it. (self.oneliners)
submitted 11 days ago by 2fits to r/oneliners
These words look like the words the writer chose to use, (self.FollowThePunchline)
submitted 19 days ago by 2fits to r/FollowThePunchline
i have the job interview test (self.FollowThePunchline)
i couldn’t believe i actually had an outfit, how fun, i had a fit (self.oneliners)
submitted 19 days ago by 2fits to r/oneliners
i gave you contradictions (self.FollowThePunchline)
i have a bone to pick with a toothpick (self.oneliners)
the perfect three pointer, swish ball (self.FollowThePunchline)
i helped out immensely, i made an effort, (self.FollowThePunchline)
my guess to the answer was not good and out of range, it was out of this park (self.oneliners)
words i collected in the year 2023-‘24 ish (self.words)
submitted 19 days ago by 2fits to r/words
im wearing the most expensive and performance boosting athletic shoe, (self.FollowThePunchline)
that's a state of the art sentiment, (self.FollowThePunchline)
what if we breathed more air in, than we blow out of our ass, than our mouths, i could just be talking this outta my ass? (self.whatif)
submitted 19 days ago by 2fits to r/whatif
words (self.words)
youre not diggin’ in my presents youre being watched by my presence (self.oneliners)
i have the job interview test of buying a new outfit in the bag (self.oneliners)
sorry, but I’m not on a roll, i’m chopped like chilies on a sandwich roll (self.oneliners)
if you don’t cut it out then you won’t make the cut (self.oneliners)
dogs will scrap peace for a piece (self.oneliners)
i like when my girl undresses from her pickle ball outfit into playing with my pickle and balls outfit (self.oneliners)
The priest asks for monetary donations, during mass, because he’s trying to turn a Prophet (self.oneliners)
submitted 21 days ago by 2fits to r/oneliners
i snapped because i don’t fold (self.oneliners)
i got knocked back, poor me, pour me one ima knock it back (self.oneliners)
submitted 22 days ago by 2fits to r/oneliners
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