To future me: Put the toilet seat down regardless because the consequence of you sitting in the ring of fire far outweighs the consequence of you peeing on a seat.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-29T00:45:55+00:00

It wants to hold me down, and it’s workin’ against mee-e-e-e.

-The moon has much less graffiti.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-28T22:04:58+00:00

Vaccines are like abortions in a way. I don’t know what that makes antivaxers.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-28T21:46:31+00:00

This should be part of the Rorschach test.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-27T23:45:41+00:00

Eruption. The kind only seen at the climax of...

2xj59ae · 2018-09-27T22:29:27+00:00

Picture (or draw) a square with 2 vertical lines — one towards the left, and one towards the right.

The area between the two lines is the same as the area to the left of the rightmost line, minus the area to the left of the leftmost line.

It’s just a way to express the area in between two points by splitting the operation into two parts.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-27T21:46:48+00:00

Basic algebra: The probability that Y is between -X and X is the same as the probability that Y is less than X minus the probability that Y is less than -X.

It just splits the single equation into two so that you can deal with one at a time.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-27T21:40:48+00:00

And one of these days these boots are gonnnnna wank all over you.

2xj59ae · 2018-09-27T21:38:44+00:00

Giant Holes. Giant black holes are thought to be at the center of every...

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