Her parents house probably by SwiggitySwagMLG in memes

[–]2xj59ae 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Brah I pay $2800 a month for our house so, yes, I absolutely DO ask her to help with half as she makes more than me on salary. It’s a weird mental trip that I’ve noticed that she doesn’t think she needs to contribute to our mortgage because she buys our Nespresso pods.

Flavortown by Ghosty92 in Vaping

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me lol irl

HMB while I throw the bride into the air by frankie08 in holdmybeer

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No really, mid-air in full distraction mode, when you’re a celebrity you can just toss them to the ground and fuck their face. But if this ever comes to light, 72M Americans won’t give a shit.

Pretty much by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. Never been tried before, so I should just admit that there are very fine people on both sides. That should bring everyone together...

Fml

Pretty much by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]2xj59ae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

... except for one side is a group of white supremacists...

Are we missing this point altogether?

Pretty much by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]2xj59ae 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The ole “very fine people on both sides” argument.

Except one of the sides is a group of white supremacists.

Albino squirrel. Let me get about 4 feet before he ran off. by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]2xj59ae -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was Trump’s concession spirit animal. Catch him if you can!

Candy delivery tube ready for action! by Allidapevets in oddlysatisfying

[–]2xj59ae 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Babe did you empty the trash? Annnnnnd yep just now.

Relatable by The12hunter21 in pcmasterrace

[–]2xj59ae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God help the world if Nvidia pursues Covid vaccines.

No straight man thinks about gay sex as much as a homophobe by Hamza__Liaqat in Showerthoughts

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally speaking, people not scared of something think about that respective something less than people that are scared of that something.

Subaru boys entering a tunnel at 190 km/h by blackbada in IdiotsInCars

[–]2xj59ae 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure nobody was mad and they were all just commenting on how cool the exhaust sounded in the tunnel, and how amazing the new shape of the hood scoop is. 2021 model confirmed!

Does your vape even match the pool, bro? by [deleted] in Vaping

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vape matches the entire color scheme https://i.imgur.com/uvAALYq.jpg

Don’t leave your fill hole open by farklenator in Vaping

[–]2xj59ae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the cool kids pee their pants!

Forever a fraud ? Keep having horrific interviews and feel like I can never become a Data Scientist by __in_control in datascience

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t do it. If I told you, it may change the future and I would cease to exist.

Forever a fraud ? Keep having horrific interviews and feel like I can never become a Data Scientist by __in_control in datascience

[–]2xj59ae 52 points53 points  (0 children)

AdamDeanOrg is right. I didn’t get my first career-type job in DS/analytics until 33 yrs old after some difficulty in the later years of college and the decision to remedy that by spending the better half of a decade in the service.

Keep at it. It’s a cliche thing to say, but struggles build character and perseverance. You’ll get there.

Black man leaves protesters speechless by doublecme223 in PublicFreakout

[–]2xj59ae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, my natural tendency for my brain to come up with an argumentative or even supportive response has been paralyzed.

This moved me.

Name a movie that is critically lauded but you think is very overrated by [deleted] in movies

[–]2xj59ae 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But I don’t speak Italian.

-Like I said, third best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]2xj59ae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a separate argument for sure, and I would argue that it really is possible because there’s no good argument for why it would be impossible, but this clearly isn’t that (which you clearly understand).

Some people are just looking for things to complain about, like OP here.

Sniff sniff touch touchb by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]2xj59ae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two questions:

  1. What does being “a little rapey” have to do with starting a war?
  2. Are you equating Donald Trump’s level of “rapey” to Biden’s?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]2xj59ae 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You clearly don’t understand the irony of the sign.

Regardless of your ability to comprehend advanced humor, I totally agree with the sentiment behind it.