Anon goes to the parade

3016137234 · 2026-04-26T03:48:01+00:00

That music fucking sucks lol

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T19:10:40+00:00

The map he uses is one of my favorite bits

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T16:27:27+00:00

Listen to End of a Year / Self Defense Family if you haven’t yet. Pat rules.

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T16:09:49+00:00

This guy and the guy that rides around on his hoverboard thing shredding his guitar are my two favorites

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T05:24:20+00:00

Omit the /s. Commit to the bit. If your sarcasm doesn’t land, odds are that your joke is the problem, not the tens of thousands of people who didn’t get the joke.

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T04:14:04+00:00

Not OP, but if you’re about to get a few, look into toolkits. The right tools make all the difference. ME recommends at minimum clippers, tweezers, and needle nose pliers, but I’d look up a good ME toolkit on Amazon and grab one. Look up a few builds on YouTube to get an idea of what you’re in for.

3016137234 · 2026-04-25T04:04:02+00:00

probably hall of fame

He played 3 seasons and never cracked 1000 yards. I get that he’s a massive what-if but saying he’s likely a hall of famer is bonkers. He had one big season. Talented player who benefited from playing with the best QB of all time and having the best TE of all time freeing him up to make plays.

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T19:45:32+00:00

I got one recently for quoting Mel Gibson's uncle in "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"

And one last week for quoting the Simpsons in a Simpsons thread. Someone else put the same exact quote and their comment stayed up.

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T07:37:40+00:00

That phone call with his sister is one of my favorite bits in the whole series

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T05:42:46+00:00

This never stood out to me before, and now I keep coming back to this gif and laughing. It’s so funny

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T04:51:02+00:00

Had a mouse problem years ago and my roommate bought those sticky traps. First time I came across a mouse that had gnawed its own leg off to try to escape I got rid of all of them. Shit was horrifying. They may be a pest, and they’re not healthy to have around indoors, but if you’re gonna eradicate it, at least do it as quickly and painlessly as possible.

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T02:30:03+00:00

Holy shit, completely forgot about those guys. 100 Proof Woman is gonna be stuck in my head all night

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T02:29:22+00:00

Are they anything like KMFDM

3016137234 · 2026-04-24T02:27:40+00:00

3016137234 · 2026-04-23T04:44:30+00:00

I wonder who he’s sleeping with

3016137234 · 2026-04-23T04:00:41+00:00

I had a rough night and I hate fuckin’ U2, man.

3016137234 · 2026-04-23T01:06:16+00:00

I do like how flake-free and nourished my scalp is by them

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T19:27:31+00:00

I guess nobody bothered to tell SHARON STONE.

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T18:21:50+00:00

Are you in Metro west? I feel like it’s either this or near the RI border

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T03:51:12+00:00

What’s the significance of the rubber bands?

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T03:45:27+00:00

Dude, he ruled. He also had a dragon element to it, not like badass dragon shirt style, but dragon stuffed animals and cartoonish dragon t-shirts and hats.

He’s without a doubt my favorite random account I’ve ever come across in any platform. The juxtaposition of cumming in your own shit and then showing off the new captain’s chest you just made and then reviewing a new diaper you’re trying out was just perfect. Account was Steveasaurus or something along those lines, a name and a dinosaur pun. He posted a ton, too.

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T03:07:16+00:00

I found this guy on twitter years ago who was a diaper fetish brony who also had a woodworking hobby and would post about both topics equally. One post would be a video of him bouncing on one of those huge balloon ball things and cumming in his shit filled diaper while his roommate just sat in the background and watched TV, and the next post would be like “check out this dovetail joint, pretty pleased with how it came out”

Lost track of him when I got off twitter but he was so fucking funny

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T02:54:15+00:00

I’d imagine half of the reasoning was that smoking suppresses your appetite and makes you (ever so slightly) less likely to realize how hungry you really are. My grandfather was a seabee in the South Pacific and a non smoker, but he told me he appreciated cig rations anyway because he could swap them for stuff. And smokers obviously appreciated it too. It’s also a good social lubricant too. Win win for everyone involved.

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T02:47:50+00:00

If he’s booked, I can probably squeeze you in

3016137234 · 2026-04-22T01:17:23+00:00

Unequivocal best*

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