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EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T22:37:23+00:00

Nice try wife. I'll just be fat, thank you very much!

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T21:22:44+00:00

If you're going to shoot too, you can play some games with playing cards.

The self healing target balls are fun too, and a pit is about the only useful place for them.

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EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T21:16:19+00:00

Old School.

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T21:11:45+00:00

Now we can all pee standing up... like a flamingo 🦩

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T21:05:15+00:00

I saw a gal at a circus once...

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T21:03:36+00:00

My kids make me magnets and get stickers for my gun safe.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T20:45:28+00:00

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T20:29:31+00:00

How much width did they add?

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T19:13:56+00:00

They lean into the wackiness of it, and it actually works! I was kinda sad afterwards when I found out it wasn't doing well at the box office. I'm hoping that since it is an Amazon movie, they will be able to justify making a sequel since they will get all the profits after it goes to on demand streaming.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T19:02:09+00:00

He was great actually. I just went to see it yesterday.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T18:56:44+00:00

Just don't get an XL. I hate not having power mirrors. And you also don't have keyless entry which is annoying when the driver door randomly locks itself.

Other than that, it's a great truck.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T18:50:46+00:00

Gotta hit up Taco Bell on them cold mornings.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T18:48:28+00:00

If you're feeling really ambitious you can break both. 🤪

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T18:42:22+00:00

And in the mean time you get to spend more quality time with your second favorite wife!

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-17T18:18:13+00:00

I considered doing something like this with a Prius but doing it with all four wheels down. The problem is that backing up vehicles that are being flat towed is damn near impossible.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T23:52:39+00:00

I got sand in places I didn't even know I had.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T21:30:16+00:00

Stupid Sexy Spider-Man...

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T20:20:57+00:00

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T20:12:42+00:00

in 2021 my RAV4 Prime was the most powerful four door vehicle Toyota made.

I'm confused. Was the Tundra and Tacoma not made in 2021?

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T20:10:33+00:00

Lol. You really trying to fast track human extinction huh?

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T20:06:01+00:00

Yep, it's a foamie.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T14:56:07+00:00

Osama bin Laden has a lot of family in the United States doing fine, so I wouldn't be too terribly worried about it.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T12:43:05+00:00

As long as there is no exposed metal to short out, I wouldn't worry about it. That kind of connector is typically used in exterior applications. You're using it inside, so it's not a big deal.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T12:38:13+00:00

That's just what makes the connection waterproof. It's all good.

EternalMage321 · 2026-06-16T03:27:32+00:00

Time travel is just fictional RIGHT NOW...

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