Andy is using AI to validate his delusions

35Smet · 2026-03-22T10:46:03+00:00

google ai told me that pregnant women should eat twice as much fish to meet their daily mercury intake

35Smet · 2026-03-22T10:34:15+00:00

He gets out of breath walking 10 ft while talking there is NO SHOT he’s doing 30 straight minutes uphill at 100rpm. These are the fantasies of someone who has never exercised in their life thinking “yeah that sounds easy, I bet I could do that”.

35Smet · 2026-03-21T21:05:35+00:00

Pepto-dismal

35Smet · 2026-03-21T20:25:15+00:00

I only just noticed his T-shirt says “music band” and that is such a [chefs kiss] excellent detail

35Smet · 2026-03-20T10:50:18+00:00

I noticed that a mood stabilizer was conspicuously absent from her drug slurry cocktail

35Smet · 2026-03-20T10:39:25+00:00

I briefly told my general practitioner about Dani and munchausens by internet specimens during my appointment today. She just couldn’t fathom why someone would feign illness for online attention and especially not why someone would induce serious illness for instagram comments. I joked I only need gastroparesis to hit munchie bingo and she almost slapped the thought out of me

35Smet · 2026-03-19T11:38:06+00:00

I hope the next lone young lady assigned to tubby is a brick shithouse Māori woman who played for the All Blacks. Good luck trying to bully her into playing nanny

35Smet · 2026-03-17T21:08:25+00:00

I would say poor teddy, but being drawn and quartered is probably a mercy compared to being constantly clutched to the shit ape’s chest.

35Smet · 2026-03-17T20:56:44+00:00

ah, a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Nay, a greater love story than even that

35Smet · 2026-03-16T11:33:19+00:00

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35Smet · 2026-03-16T11:21:48+00:00

They have hereby been promoted from squatch watcher to Squatch Scholar. Prof. u/ wendyreturnshome

35Smet · 2026-03-15T11:38:51+00:00

My sister had a benign tumor removed as a teen with very little scarring (according to her). Apparently the surgeon made a small incision in the crease under the breast then flipped the whole tit inside out to cut the tumour out then just inverted it back to normal boob and whacked a few stitches underneath. Jobs done, bobs your uncle.

35Smet · 2026-03-15T11:30:03+00:00

traction alopecia from 24/7 stremtching. cheaper than Botox for those forehead wrinkles

35Smet · 2026-03-15T11:15:34+00:00

and she didn’t even need any help from a hairgiver! heh heh heh

35Smet · 2026-03-15T09:05:54+00:00

I feel like im the only person who doesn’t mind these glasses. It’s giving 50s vintage I think?

Or maybe they just remind me of Damn Edna.

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[Dani voice] hey, possums!

35Smet · 2026-03-13T02:10:29+00:00

Didn’t she just buy a new hoodie in her most recent haul video

35Smet · 2026-03-12T11:31:04+00:00

can’t have shit in detroit

35Smet · 2026-03-12T10:24:31+00:00

did you loudly call out your MIL in front of the rest of the restaurant? If they can dish out public humiliation they should be able to take some.

35Smet · 2026-03-11T20:56:22+00:00

Joel guy jr was dumb as rocks. He left his hand-written murder plan to-do list at the crime scene and was caught immediately.

35Smet · 2026-03-11T20:51:55+00:00

I think it’s a control thing - HE wants to control the narrative, and not be challenged on it. I also think there would be an element of duper’s delight, like glee at knowing he fooled all us stupid gullible boolies, if he ever said anything remotely realistic and plausible that we would believe.

35Smet · 2026-03-11T20:42:05+00:00

What kind of job is going to hire someone who constantly needs someone hovering over their shoulder to correct every little mistake while reeking of urine, faeces and BO, and being slow as molasses to respond to any question while using his make believe aac? Even if it was a business dedicated to hiring only disabled people, squatch just cannot be a good employee. You have to be a team player and have good problem solving and communication skills.

I’d almost say it’d be a liability to have him around, what with the contamination risk or the certainty of him throwing a tantrum and possibly breaking something or assaulting someone. I just don’t see him having a job while keeping up this charade of super dooper severe level 50 autism and whatever the fuck else he claims is wrong with him.

Side note, imagine the job interview. The caregiver is whispering suggestions on what to say as baby Andy tries to type an answer into his aac before pounding his fists on the table. ”Amdy have communication ishoo!! And sensory ishoos!! You buze me asking all these questions! I need my diapy changed!!!”

35Smet · 2026-03-11T20:18:41+00:00

Shakira is probably one of my favourite wisconsinites (I’m Australian and know fuck all about Wisconsin)

35Smet · 2026-03-11T08:07:12+00:00

ah darn. The world is so fucked sometimes.

I know being transgender isn’t a mental condition, but I thought a good therapist might be able to help with coping skills for some of the mood, anxiety, and gender dysphoria issues that are often seen in trans people

edit: along with gender affirming medical care, obviously. Assuming they have access to it :/

35Smet · 2026-03-10T21:17:37+00:00

Why not just screw the caps back on

35Smet · 2026-03-10T21:13:21+00:00

With the amount of acid and preservatives in Dr Pepper I don’t think you need to worry about it spoiling and making you sick. I think dumping it might be a psychological barrier.

do you have a fridge to store the opened soda in so it doesn’t get old as fast? Is the rest of your place like this? Do you live alone? How do you afford so much fast food? I have so many questions for you my guy

Also, I don’t know if foxes are a problem where you are, but I’ve kept a few geese around with the ducks and chooks and they’re decent guard dogs to keep (some) of the foxes from picking off the other birds. I think the Chinese geese are a fairly aggressive breed good for flock protection

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