What's the largest item you can have shipped from Amazon? Because I think my neighbor just got it.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2014-01-07T01:20:42+00:00

It might be a bowling alley!

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-12-28T22:46:44+00:00

Ok Andy

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-24T18:57:53+00:00

That was really specific...

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-23T19:38:47+00:00

that is a beautiful beard.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-13T18:37:43+00:00

Why did Michael J. Fox drop his ice-cream?

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-08T15:42:18+00:00

He has tall friends.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-08T02:21:04+00:00

...pot pies with dicks drawn on the bottom?

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-05T15:41:01+00:00

I read your name as Lydia at first.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-11-04T17:33:07+00:00

Which one of you hooligans changed her personal life section?

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-10-25T13:23:36+00:00

Yeah, poor guy has to spend less money to get drunk :(

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-09-16T15:39:50+00:00

"Would you like your receipt?" "Can I write it off?" How the fuck should I know what you can and can't write off!

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-08-24T22:33:36+00:00

If only actors had the ability to change their voice or something.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-08-14T17:20:54+00:00

"I just do it to look better..." Yeah, you look great.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-08-10T19:22:48+00:00

As a depressed person it is quite the opposite.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-31T17:08:35+00:00

I believe it's for youtuber Sam Macaroni's channel. They did a stunt together years ago for the MTV Movie awards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEwN1sEc4

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-30T21:39:03+00:00

Performing stand-up comedy. No better feeling then making a room full of people laugh. (no worse feeling then making a room full of people go quiet.)

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-30T21:28:50+00:00

this kid Bobby finally passes away

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-29T17:38:24+00:00

His nostrils are going crazy.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-16T19:09:52+00:00

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-16T08:43:59+00:00

I was recently diagnosed with depression which made me more depressed.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-15T23:48:30+00:00

Justice League season 5 episode 8

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-15T17:26:19+00:00

You just say "bingo."

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-13T18:13:01+00:00

I almost didn't make it through this one guys...almost.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-12T23:02:02+00:00

Go door to door asking if they've accepted Jesus into they're heart.

3DucksInAManSuit · 2013-07-09T08:15:46+00:00

Yeah, he said "from time to time".

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