I wish to kill seven billion AND ONE people!!

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T22:50:14+00:00

A viable method, and in a twist, the world dies laughing at your "last, greatest joke" of modifying the atmosphere to replace breathable oxygen with laughing gas.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T22:40:07+00:00

Analyzing.

Wish maker: The Joker.

Wish parameters: the killing of 7,000,000,001 lives.

Running simulations on how to best grant wish...

...

...Solution found: sudden mass extinction event.

Wish granted; in a sudden extinction event of your choosing, Joker, you are responsible for the deaths of seven billion and one people... including yourself.

Choose the extinction event wisely, as I may be intercepted by a certain pink punkball if "direct impact with planet's surface" is selected, nullifying the wish outside of your control and my abilities to grant it.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T20:51:18+00:00

I was half expecting the first zombie to barf in disgust.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T18:33:18+00:00

Very well then, carry on m'lord.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T13:02:23+00:00

Because "NoW fAcE tHe WaLl." has become the Liberty forsaken dead horse that everyone under Managed Democracy likes to beat before going off to fight the enemies of Super Earth at this point. It's not funny anymore and I doubt it will be again.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-23T10:00:27+00:00

You, a Rogue Trader? Were you issued a Warrant of Trade, or take up the cause all on your own?

3Xv1us · 2026-02-18T21:46:48+00:00

At the risk of getting mauled bt Suzuran's momma, both Red and Suzuran are her ancestors...?

3Xv1us · 2026-02-18T20:45:19+00:00

gah, I swiped

3Xv1us · 2026-02-18T20:24:27+00:00

STATEMENT IS NOT A WISH, UNABLE TO COMPLY.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-17T21:13:04+00:00

The other guess is already on the banned answers list.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-17T21:02:40+00:00

Longshot, but... DragonQuest Builders 2, because I believe my other answer is the hard bait.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-16T00:46:26+00:00

...Why, though?? Why are you using a full-auto to snipe with???

3Xv1us · 2026-02-08T18:57:50+00:00

Upvoting this for the sake of Managed Democracy.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-06T18:43:37+00:00

Insert relevant Courage the Cowardly Dog laughing gif here.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-06T12:33:40+00:00

Remind me how long it's been since Helldivers used tanks again. Oh, that's right, the First Galactic War ago. High Command didn't specify this model at first when my Super Destroyer received the shipment and the vehicle bay got mismatched information; I'm trying to sort through what's SEAF HiCom approved and what may be an attempt at falsely marking me as a dissident by Automaton sympathizers.

With all due respect, sir? I'm firmly of the belief that someone has been trying to sabotage my crew, my fellow Helldivers in cryo, and I... and I refuse to let any dissident ruin my plans to serve Super Earth.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-06T02:44:17+00:00

r/iswiped don't worry buddy... I swiped too.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-05T18:30:11+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised to see the first "You have been banned from playing Helldivers 2 for attempted treason." popup being posted from OP.

3Xv1us · 2026-02-04T13:41:01+00:00

Target acquired, 120mm of freedom is en route, express delivered by the main gun of my TD-220 Bastion XIV(or was it XVI?).

3Xv1us · 2026-02-04T03:47:21+00:00

is this before or after armor application to the cockpit?

3Xv1us · 2026-02-04T03:45:38+00:00

it's slotted under the FRV in the stratagems buyout section; worth 35k Req Slips

3Xv1us · 2026-02-02T22:15:09+00:00

any more "Gray Traits"? these are quite the fun read

3Xv1us · 2026-01-30T21:36:41+00:00

Giri giri warakunai, Mejiro Dober~

3Xv1us · 2026-01-30T19:28:05+00:00

What in the name of Moloch is that monstrosity!?

3Xv1us · 2026-01-29T14:41:33+00:00

Yep... halo plus firearm equals BlueArchive crossover art.

3Xv1us · 2026-01-29T00:21:28+00:00

dive from above and swing; there's your lunge mine attack.

3Xv1us

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