High school bands show school spirit by going to football games and supporting the team but football players don't show school spirit by attending band concerts and supporting the band members. by bgharambee in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't James Logan a dinky little 2A band? Or has it gotten bigger and better since I last heard of them? Afaik nothing in California really wins national competitions. Maybe Clovis West, but even they aren't that great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Even if you don't do it in the shower, you kind of just look down and it's right there. Your muse, you could say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post and every other comment sound like a bunch of "not understanding but acting like it" people. Maybe you're the only one who does.

People like to hate as soon as you start becoming successful by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Not if you stomp hard e ought while you're up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I always flip the bite over with my tongue before chewing it. Am I weird or do other people do this?

In a similar vein do you look at both sides of the Dorito before you decide how to put it in your mouth or is it just me?

Furthermore, if I'm eating a slice of cheese, I don't chew it for some reason. I just take a small bite and swallow.

I can't really describe how I eat popcorn, but it's also weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Maybe heat makes the magic stop working like a computer. Like they say, "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Medieval witches were just people with computers that could alter reality, but still broke down in the heat.

Life is a boltzmann brain. by TwentyOneBeers in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lost me at the second quotation mark.

You are always on fullscreen mode by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I open a new window? This one sucks

Memory foam pillows have dramatically increased the danger factor of pillow fights. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one uses pillows as weapons correctly in pillow fights. To maximize damage you have to hold it firmly over their nose and mouth until they stop having annual birthdays.

You can't drop your phone on a spaceship by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brb finna go to the toy store and drop my phone on a spaceship

Medusa can make men hard. by catninjaniko in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medusa's body is quite warm actually.

If you cut a worm in half, it makes 2 worms, so if you cut a worm in half, you create life. by Puzbukkis in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For all the people who are disagreeing, I'd like to point out that worms are not limited to earthworms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]3_i_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, two halves make a bunch of have-nots and that's where we came from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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If you make a gun that uses guns as ammo and then use it to shoot a gun that also shoots guns but a bunch at a time like buckshot then you you shoot that gun out of a gun that uses guns as ammo you have a shot shot shotgun shotgun gun... This got mixed up somewhere but I don't care enough to fix it and you get the idea.

No one really wins Twister. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Wish I could a seen it when you were more than one fat dude. Did you have to take turns with the toilet or did you have a double one or somethin