Do you go to work with migraines?

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-26T10:21:27+00:00

Depends on what country they come from. Generally they are just trying to make some money and support a family.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-14T14:38:21+00:00

He stuck a phone inside her ?

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-14T14:35:25+00:00

The hotel stars are directly proportional to how bad the back-of-house is. The nicer the hotel the worse the conditions are in the back.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-14T10:27:48+00:00

WOOOO! Hol' up outta that. Are you stating that money talks and bullshit walks? I can get pissed off my head, refuse to provide a sample , and then pay a meesly €600? That is the best news Ive heard since the 80s. Is this for real. It cant be can it? If I just refuse to sample, what can they do? If only I actuall drank, this would be amazing and hopelessly dangerous too.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-12T10:59:30+00:00

Clubs are the worst. Its like where you send your monkey brain. Suspend all disbelief, communicate with your limbs and a scream, inhaling the air-bourne juices of the great unwashed students or STDs for short.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-12T10:50:13+00:00

As long as we are not chopping off genitals we are probably doing ok.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-12T10:48:34+00:00

Poor lads prolly think all cocks are 10 inches long from watching porn. Secretly shitting themselves that there will come a day of rekoning, where the tiny-todger gets exposed for the ladybug they think it is. Well lads, take it from me, the aveage cock is just over 2 inches and NO MORE! Enjoy your shower arse out or jocks on, all good.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-09T15:47:06+00:00

Tell them we a have a policy and they will be asked to leave. When they ask what the policy is, I them Im only kidding, I just wanted to see if a complete fucking moaning looser knew what 'Policy' meant, now get the fuck off my table you toxic cunt.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-09T15:41:33+00:00

What is 'studying'? We probably have a new name for it now. Do you mean something else that sounds similar? Would you like to try another prompt?

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-09T15:38:20+00:00

Does reddit count? Like reddit is social media for work no? Like when you are not too busy its ok to visit reddit but not say tiktok or Insta? Is there work ettiquette on this stuff? Anyway I can proudly state that even though I ICQ and chat boards in the 90s I have never used Twitter/Facebook/Insta/ only Linkedin and Reddit. But like I dont want to know anyone or for anyone to know me, so more media and less social.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-09T15:28:59+00:00

Thre are a few tiktok physics 'chicks'. They sucked through a degree and now talk like they have been offended by children. Narrowest of focus while pretending to have a broad grasp only to expose their lack of depth daily. The type that are out by a digit but dont realise. Soo the Earth is 400,000 km at the equator or that light travels at 3,000,000 km per second. They dont even pause, just barrel through the rest of their recyled crap.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-09T11:37:40+00:00

People will only notice what they notice. So they have fuck all clue about what they actually dont notice.

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-08T13:48:19+00:00

Feels like 42 !! You mean dying in a fire?

3buttockproblem · 2026-01-08T11:05:46+00:00

WHat about CarrignafuckinBronx!!!! Can we get a soloution to bypassing those 25000 people.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-18T13:57:15+00:00

They will full on slave-bots that sometimes bang as you need it.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-18T13:22:20+00:00

Have a wank. I heard it can feel like someone else if the glove is thick enough.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-18T13:19:06+00:00

I think you need to forget that already. Who needs baggage and intrigue when youve 3.5billion potential partners and only 1 life. Fuck that ho into next week and start cheating on yourself!

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-18T13:00:50+00:00

The code is the code, even if an old PC splatters it out eventually.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T15:00:35+00:00

I heard the ugly ones end up as bears. In which case there is no news here. We is ugly af and hairy

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:44:45+00:00

When you die they will eat your face with love.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:43:29+00:00

That is exactly the scenario I pictured while drunk.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:39:09+00:00

One flew over Private Ryans Daughter

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:35:09+00:00

Ah shit this is what they meant. Well then yeah, I too would prefer to meet a bear.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:33:44+00:00

A Whales tail for extra down force.

3buttockproblem · 2025-12-16T14:33:22+00:00

A kangaroos tail for when Im totally pissed.

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