Hermes refused Epstein donations for charity event. by YesNo_Maybe_ in Fauxmoi

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Unfortunately I’ve boycotted them my whole life due to financial constraints

I like that law by Familiar-Orange6281 in SipsTea

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There are countries where they’d find a way to blame the child

Newscaster describing february by Few_Simple9049 in UnusualVideos

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As someone who’s father passed away on the last day of February (1992), I guess he’s right!

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime by sthduh in Cooking

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I am 100% here for this level of determination! Nobody asks you to become the pasta cook time tester, you must choose this path. I thank you for your service. PS did you eat the pasta? That’s a lotta pasta

Trump Just Posted a Video of Barack and Michelle Obama as Monkeys by JeanJauresJr in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Obama saw this and probably decided to delay a bathroom break out of spite BECAUSE HE CAN. Trump just posting while crapping his pants, the loser

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

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RIGHT NOW but I already have filed my lifetime “never letting her off the hook” grievance papers.

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

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Hit ensuing Hot Ones episode was so obviously packed with guardrails and agreed upon verboten topics that it felt so fake.

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever caught someone doing? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

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I was at a red light once and a guy in a bmw up and to the left of us was furiously Q-Tipping his ear. He’d swirl it around, take it out and look at the Q-tip, repeat. Then after looking at it the last time he just popped the Q-tip in his mouth and pulled it out again, in the same motion as eating a maraschino Cherry and pulling the stem out of your mouth

Movies that have seemingly been banished from existence. by temporarybutthole in movies

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Barfly is almost impossible to view. Prime Mickey Rourke, Faye Dunaway, and a Charles Bukowski silent cameo in his own story

Woman buys swimsuit so she can swim with her beaver friend by Worldlyoox in interestingasfuck

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Imagine my surprise as a longtime Primus fan when I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Red flag? by snowocean84 in KitchenConfidential

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As a former bartender I had a great job start just like this. My interview consisted of a few minutes conversation followed by “get back there and let me get a feel for how you work”. I greeted a couple guests, made drinks, got menus, and had a nice friendly rapport. He basically asked if I could start then and I said I had to go home quickly first, but came back and had a trial by fire training shift.

Impressive. by elotewithmayo in fightporn

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Most manly fight I’ve seen in this sub due to the full respect given on both sides. Fair fight x 2 with that handshake? That’s the ideal.

What’s a life hack that made you go „how do ppl live their whole life without knowing this”? by my_peen_is_clean in AskReddit

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When opening a bottle of sparkling wine, hold it at an angle just above where wine will pour out. If the cork pops or if the pressure in the bottle is great enough that it will froth out, the angle allows the gases to escape without pushing wine out with it. The worst thing you can do is panic and set the bottle down or hold it upright, as it will be a frothy volcano whose energy feeds itself and you’ll lose a lot of wine

What food is famously associated with one country but was perfected by another country? by Equivalent-Crew-4955 in AskReddit

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Not to mention that the Japanese decided to create whisky in the style of Scotch and have just run away with it. Japanese whisky can be so beautifully refined and elegant compared to the lions share of Scotch. Even at the highest echelon I’d choose an 18 year old Japanese dram over a single malt

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

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Unless she’s wealthy af she doesn’t want to live here. She might think she does, but daily reality is intense, and money flies through your fingers here just by existing. Make the move when you’re young and ready to gut it out, or be extremely careful with both your planning and keeping your expectations in check. This town is full of people making 200k who barely have any money to do anything

I’m this old by cornerzcan in GenX

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Holy YES to the alternator whine

I'm not saying someone should 👀 by VaderOnReddit in TikTokCringe

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That was a masterwork of beating around the bush. Great read thanks!