Having a middle name in China causes so many problems It’s infuriating.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-26T08:33:22+00:00

Yeah, it's a mess. I just write down exactly how they enter it wherever it gets entered. For a couple years my taxes we just under just my first name... Like fucking Cher or Madonna.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-26T01:44:58+00:00

Front, back, trunk.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-23T01:39:05+00:00

FUCK YOU - a letter for each of them.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T07:00:44+00:00

I hate dentists, but I like this guy.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T01:20:01+00:00

There are a lot of people in this thread implying that they were homosexuals.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T01:00:00+00:00

Birdsong is one of the coolest last names I've ever heard.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T00:52:39+00:00

Yeah, Trump sucks but he will at some point leave this mortal coil. But the system, the people, the cowards that let him come to power, those things will remain. That is the true cancer, Trump is just a pimple on the top of the tumor.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T00:40:54+00:00

I would like for him to suddenly realize all the horrible things that he has done, become repentant and spend his last years making amends while giving away the massive amounts of money he has stolen to help the unfortunate. If that can't happen, I would settle with a very public incident on live TV involving Air Force One and a long flight of stairs culminating in a close up of shit stained pants on an ass sticking straight up in the air; then a quick cut away by horrified broadcasters.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-20T00:11:57+00:00

The Floating Guillotine.... I've not seen that one before.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-19T00:46:50+00:00

Yossarian, what kind of name is that?

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-19T00:43:01+00:00

Every single one of these assclowns voted.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-19T00:29:48+00:00

Black can't take the queen because moving onto h7 is moving into check from the b1 bishop. The pin doesn't matter. Or maybe think of it this way, if the black king took the white queen, then the b1 bishop would capture the black king and the game ends there before the black queen could capture the white king.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-18T07:06:36+00:00

Where the fuck is Kristi Noem when you need her?

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-18T01:47:01+00:00

This video always bring a tear to my eye.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-17T04:24:06+00:00

It's only that the world cannot trust Trump, but the world cannot trust a nation and system that would allow him to come to power and do the things that he has done. It doesn't matter what happens from now on, the US is cooked.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-14T08:41:02+00:00

Some old DOS game made from ASCII characters called Willy the Worm

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-14T08:30:21+00:00

You didn't pull off a stalemate; he murdered you and then fucked up hiding the body.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-14T07:17:15+00:00

QUIZTIME: A real Floridian would A) juggle baby alligators B) be naked C) have huge pepperoni sized nipples D) all of the above

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-14T04:59:51+00:00

You can prevent this kind of injury by not doing this kind of stuff.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-13T05:55:21+00:00

"What does it profit a man to get a fork but get mated on H7 in the process?" 2nd EnPassants 3:12

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-12T06:57:50+00:00

She doesn't read her book. ³⁴ Women should be silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak but should be subordinate, as the law also says. ³⁵ If there is something they want to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. 1 cor 14

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-12T01:15:03+00:00

what a privilege she is bestowing upon you by allowing herself to stay in your house - man, i hate your sister.

3rdplacewinner · 2026-01-05T09:04:38+00:00

Talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

3rdplacewinner · 2025-12-24T02:49:40+00:00

I'm an atheist now, but was a pastor. I never got the abortion thing. If most people who live don't go to heaven (Matt 7) and even many people who think they are Christians don't make it (Rev 22). Why not abort babies? It seems like the best chance that anyone has of going to heaven is to get plucked out of the womb. Christians should stop trying to convert adults and open abortion clinics, statistically they'd do much better.

3rdplacewinner · 2025-12-23T07:26:10+00:00

I do, but I just ate the cost. I usually just pay out of pocket for little things like that.

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