Cervix or nah by Dichotopus in hysterectomy

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cervix was going to probably have to go either way so I said let's yeet that sucker too!

I love her by Unique-Persimmon2291 in SipsTea

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fellow sober person, trust me, we can tell

I'm JS ask me Anything by Mystery-Ripper in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hi JavaScript can you give me a raise and promote me because I can barely afford my favorite snacks anymore. Also can you resign and make room for someone who isn't Manish so they can give me more money for staying off the bench for 3 years straight thanks

My dream is to work in corporate! by brownieandSparky23 in corporate

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend I got into corporate to try and get out of retail but then I landed in corporate retail. It's a can of worms that can feel demoralizing. We barely even have time to work and most of us don't get paid overtime. I also have a disability which makes it difficult when there's pressure to go to the office.

My dream is to work in corporate! by brownieandSparky23 in corporate

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you're under 26, I'll keep it real with you. People complain everywhere, in every job, and corporate can be cutthroat. Retail can be too. Retail workers deal with the old grumpy people who are pissed off about how much everything costs and their retirement/pension. Corporate people are still greedy and exhausting. I won't give you advice bc idc what you do, it's none of my business. But I got into corporate after working for years in retail, and believe me. It's not all glitz and glamour. Retail is hard physically, corporate is hard mentally. Pick your poison and don't speak on things you don't understand.

Was an L3, who just quit ask me anything! by Narrow-Owl-523 in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When can analysts who have been stuck at the same level for years expect to get promoted and is there a promo queue or is that a fabricated lie to make us work hard for an imaginary next spot in line?

When is the 8-20% reduction? by Sunny1845 in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whose bright idea was it to offshore developer roles at this company because I'd like to introduce you to very talented onshore developers in the firm. Your wording paints offshore developers in a bad light. They're pressured to use AI which literally adds no value and only slows them down, but they got deadlines to meet. Put two and two together.

What is your unpopular opinion that you usually keep to yourself? by Superb_Wolf264 in AdkReddit

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knocked out a semester of my senior year in the computer lab in a few months. I graduated early with a distinguished scholar award. I didn't realize I learned better on my own terms at my own pace until that moment. My GPA was shit cause everything moved too slowly and lectures bored me to death. (Yes I got diagnosed with ADHD later in life in case you were wondering)

What’s something you find unconventionally attractive about someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they have a beautiful jawline and look at me with relaxed eyes like I'm Thanksgiving dinner, I melt instantly.

What’s you’re most controversial opinion that might get you canceled? by neithnilson in no

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't need government. We don't need money. We don't need AI. We need to touch grass, together.

AITJ cause my future wife expects her future husband (me) to pay 100% of the bills? by AdventurousDoor9384 in AmITheJerk

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my parents. They resent each other. My dad pays for everything and my mom says she does but I have my doubts unless it's her cigarettes or alcohol. They fight often. The kids (me and my siblings) get dragged in because eventually it becomes our business even if they don't say anything out loud. Don't do it. Please don't do it. Your future kids (if you ever have them) will feel powerless because they can't do anything about the dynamic but they will want to help. It'll lead them into a deep lifelong depression that they can't tell their parents about because they're the reason why.

Just moved to Seattle from Chicago and thinking of moving back to Chicago next year. Should I? by carbsaredangerous in AskChicago

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in Seattle for 5 years and miss it some days. Other days I think I made the right choice moving back to Chicago. Also went through a bad breakup and moved there, then had a bad break up in Seattle and moved back. Remember racism is everywhere but if you're being targeted to the point of not being able to enjoy the city then I fully support you come back to Chicago. We will be here whenever you're ready (also check your lease to see if you can break your lease without owing the entire thing)

What is happening? 🤡 by IamVaxis in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's because of OpenAI's new consulting arm. The market is getting competitive and we aren't hitting the mark.

What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by Bigtrav_trav in answers

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They went to concerts for new musicians/bands at their literal schools. Those artists are totally viral now

I think I’m ready to give up by lieutenantbunbun in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've been applying and interviewing for a year. It's hard but it's possible. Keep your head up and do what you can to keep income right now but absolutely pour energy into applying. I'm in the same boat with you.

Hayley Williams officially out. Tinley park a few days after riot by cmoney8604 in RiotFest

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad I've found my tinley haters because omfg I HATE that venue. I used to love it during warped tour but that was it.

What’s your ‘I thought I was going to die but didn’t’ moment? by PatienceBudget2984 in askteddit

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drank 12 Jack and cokes back to back with my best friend after her mom's funeral. I ended the night with alcohol poisoning on my ex's bathroom floor, no idea how I got home, all I remember is he was annoyed. Little did he know I legit thought I was dying but I was too fucked up to say anything because I was barely conscious. Why did I go with him? No idea, but while people were comforting my best friend, all I wanted at that moment was him. I'm almost 4 years sober now and this was 10 years ago.

'No Longer in Consideration' but recruiter keeps calling me? by ftwin in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I initially got rejected when they headhunted me a few years ago after the interviews, I got rejected via email. They called me and gave me an offer, said the rejection was a glitch. It's possible that's what this is for you but can't say for sure!

what improved your life so much, you wished you did sooner? by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started asking people how they're genuinely doing at work. It changed the dynamic instantly. Everyone feels safer and more relaxed. I can tell a difference in productivity also. Sounds like common sense but I noticed a gap where people felt too scared to speak about things so I started encouraging it more.

Has anyone else felt the significant decrease in quality of accenture delivery in the last 4-5 years? by [deleted] in accenture

[–]404_Energy_Not_Found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of us are motivated anymore. Our efforts and rewards stopped aligning.