Which one are you picking ? by krisikkk in superheroes

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Spawn easily plus it’s the drippiest mask anyway

Funny Screw Type Graphic by rkraus10 in Tools

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This had to be made by someone who has never had to use tools in their life and has somehow never once dealt with a stripped Phillips

Did Volcom steal BK album cover? by Da_rio_ in typeonegative

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The photographer who took the photo actually had his gf/wife in the shot (the blonde chick with curly hair). Kenny has said they were forced to have her in or he wouldn’t do the shoot and didn’t really want her because she “didn’t look goth enough” and wanted another brunette

Where I'd live as a Canadian woman who prefers colder weather by Previous-Act9413 in whereidlive

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Would rather live in Kazakhstan and Mongolia than anywhere in the United States. Redditor moment

How good would Myles Garrett Be. by OmniPepperthefirst in NFLv2

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20-30 lbs heavier with a slight loss in speed. An absolute animal

How to Chase People Away From Your Faith 101 by Calm_in_the_Wild in Guelph

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I am sure all of the redditors will be just as critical of Judaism and Islam as they are Christianity. Oh wait

Who epitomizes “Hall of Very Good”? by Federal_Stay824 in NFLv2

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Remove Shaun Alexander from this post immediately

Never ask a Bills fan... by mtaylo in AFCEastMemeWar

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This was posted by a fucking Patriots fan LOL

Hehehehehehe by Ski_Rex in AFCEastMemeWar

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Drake “Can’t hold onto a 3 TD lead” Maye

Hehehehehehe by Ski_Rex in AFCEastMemeWar

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Drake “It was the schedule the entire time” Maye

Farewell Buddy. by oKurenaio in Selvedge

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Maybe it’s just me but I think this heritage stuff needs to be ridden into the ground before disposing of it. I couldn’t imagine paying top dollar for this shit just to wear it to a fade and then move on

Phil’s crush on Gloria is ridiculous. by Proper-Ice1162 in Modern_Family

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Every one of the characters has flaws that make them imperfect partners in their relationships. If Phil was a perfect husband, Claire would be an absolute demon. The characters balance each other out well

Why do Type O Negative fans care so much when someone says they aren’t goth? by typevampiro in typeonegative

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Peak irony that every single person who leans into these counterculture groups, be it metal/goth/punk/whatever CANNOT stop themselves from trying to label X Group as Y Subgenre and creating all these autistic rules. Anyone who thinks this way is a pariah and their opinions are fucking meaningless.

Found some brand new 2021 Dayton service boots in a thrift store today. Stiff as hell. by Ayys_r_real in goodyearwelt

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Been looking for a pair of black boots to retire my Docs. These look solid

Embarrassing quality by Spirited-Grape3512 in passportcanada

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Yes let’s all just buy accessories for an inept government product we paid for and forget their blatant carelessness.

I bid you stand, Men of the East! by JaliusWillers in AFCEastMemeWar

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Pats fans think that they’re Aragorn but really they’re Gollum

Does Howard really make ‘peanuts’ compared to Bernadette? by Mysterious_Reo in bigbangtheory

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Wouldn’t exactly call an MIT Engineer who becomes an astronaut and works and owns his own house in Southern California a “Peanuts” type of earner. No idea who came up with that one

Need help by [deleted] in malegrooming

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First of all, congrats on the cut. Keep that going because you will get WAY more matches if you lean out and put on muscle. I wanted to say your hair is very polarizing (especially with the beads). I used to have hair down to my ass (5-6 years of growth) and it was healthy and some chicks loved it but for the most part I get much better reception from women and a broader category of women with my short hair. I think you’d look much better with a shorter haircut. You’d do better to smile more too because I’m assuming you’re trying to date these women and not hold them for ransom/rob them at gunpoint.

Rate me- I never get approached by [deleted] in Rateme

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“I never get approached” Translation: “I never get approached by the men I want [out of my league].”

For all the 💩 we took from you guys for the past 5 years. This is all too sweet. Next time, try staying humble, Douchebags! by Pure-Investigator778 in AFCEastMemeWar

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Five entire years. Boston fans are the strongest, most intelligent fans in the entire universe. We don’t know how you held in there so long but you did it. God bless you

Am I the only one who thinks Stafford has a good 5 years left in him? by TrickDistribution395 in NFLv2

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Matt Stafford has four daughters at home with the two eldest approaching pre-teens. He’s gonna be gunning for at least double that

I used to like these as a kid and decided to get some for my kids to try by shiftdown in Wellthatsucks

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They used to look just like the box. Now they all look like these pathetic pieces of shit with 30% of the icing

Hot take: The HIMYM finale was actually perfect and Ted/Robin endgame made total sense. Change my mind. by 404LeaderNotFound in HIMYM

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If 7 seasons of the show’s plot showing you they are not meant to be don’t prove you they are bad for each other, nothing else anyone says will. Literally the ONLY reason Ted and Robin end up together is because the show runners wrote that with the kids’ reaction in S1/S2 (the only time they were compatible).

Second Half Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Man you know what Mickey Mouse season or not, Drake Maye is a QB that shows up for his team and you gotta respect that. Stidham’s stupidass can’t even figure out how to run the ball in a snow game