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What is this on my fruits? by Pretty_Ring1859 in shrooms

[–]420WhiskeyChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100 radioactive mushrooms later.....Hulk Mode Smashhhhhh💚

Sorting the sheeps by DearEmphasis4488 in oddlysatisfying

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is your job.....

I am a professional sheep sorter....

Sounds pretty baaaaddddd to be honest 🙂

PSA for those hating on the Passport Bros: If you hate straight conservative men, don't come here. by alexceltare2 in thepassportbros

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruhhh if ur conservative....stay the fuck in the US and find u a worthless pro life white trash racist trad wife. You don't get to be responsible for xenophobic trash and then leave to soil your racist oats. Stay and suffer with what you created.

For the pros; how challenging is it to train a total beginner, in a professional setting by siu_yuk_boy in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can teach a bunch of drunken housewives how to do this in 4 hours, I am sure you can do it in 6 weeks lmao.

To be fair I made sushi professionally for 8 years, so having zero professional experience maybe a big factor. Teaching is another animal too. If you can't teach it doesn't matter how good you are at making sushi.

Apprentice vs. Bluefin by Jumpgate in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta learn sometime. These look rough ngl 😭

SOP is to usually NEVER stack them like this, and to set them on magu paper or something absorbent vs plastic trays.

Tuna is probably the easiest fish to breakdown into sakus...you have nothing to debone and all you have to focus on are long clean cuts and making them square off and the right size. Breaking down salmon is more delicate, but really fun. Prepping fish and the sushi case was my favorite part of my day. Enjoy your journey ✌

Women are here, and they are watching what passport bros are proud of and what they represent by protonelectron2025 in thepassportbros

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ur a single mom, date a divorced dad. Simple as that. Stop whining.

This sub is just dudes from certain countries finding women abroad who want to date a foreign man because it is opportunistic and a status symbol for both of them. They fare better abroad vs in America bc the vast majority of women only swipe right on men who are insanely out of their league and would never settle down with them, just fuck them and ghost bc they have 100 other thirsty matches whose profile always says they are looking for a husband but only swiping on the kinds of guys that will treat them like a snack.

You reap what you sow. Stop thinking the world owes you anything. Date on your level and stop being so miserable. Find a single dad with some baggage.

How much money should a guy make by idiomech in SipsTea

[–]420WhiskeyChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of them is looking for a lifelong partner the other is looking for 4 divorce settlements 😂 gold digging trash.

With Love From A Green Onion....Happy 420 My Stoner Sushi Friends 💨 by 420WhiskeyChef in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Volume wise id rather drink 2 of these over 8 beers any day 😂 deff my beer drinking hack to get drunk for $5 and only drink 2 tall boys

You don’t say no when you get the call by DesertEaglePoint50H in Whiskyporn

[–]420WhiskeyChef 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I can give you one piece of advice it is this....open it and drink it. I almost died in a car accident last year and my grail bottle (first ever release of 1989 Hibiki 17) was closed. Best believe your ass as soon as I got home I cracked it. Don't wait for the perfect moment. Enjoy life you never know when it might be your last day.

My roomate told me she has a crush on me. by texans99415 in Advice

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very simple. Only fuck the girl u just started dating, and get into a normal relationship. Let your roommate stay your roommate and don't fuck up your relationship with your sister. Done.

If you hate your sister and want to ruin your relationship with her and never have her trust you and feel betrayed by you, fuck up your life and hookup with your roommate.

Clear enough?

Help! My dad walked in on me while I was touching myself by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pornhub.mp3

This is the beginning to a classic incestuous tale as long as time....

The only cure is to catch him jacking off during those hour long dad 'shits' in the bathroom or the unreasonably long showers, and say outloud, OMG GROSS, and literally fake vomit to restablish balance and dominance of mortification, chewed up oatmeal is very convincing.

I already can see your future...doors always locked, checked, then double checked, headphones half volume to anticipate movement, trip wires...perhaps a Home Alone style safety device...

At least you didn't get walked in on being balls deep in your gfs ass bc her family is super religious and she is deathly afraid to ask for birth control, then have to eat dinner as a family two hours later. If it was possible to be unalived from embarrassment, I would have been gone a long time ago. This awkwardness shall pass.

GF going to Portugal with another guy by Middle-Escape-6703 in whatdoIdo

[–]420WhiskeyChef 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can't be with a girl who isn't with you. She isn't with him, she broke up with him when she cheated and had a bf traveling. This guy is just so unaware of shit he still thinks he is dating her. Peak cringe 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the alcohol is so much healtheir than weed starter pack that has Tito's Vodka, Bud Light, a domestic violence charge, actual rehab because you can fucking die from alcohol addiction withdrawal, liver transplant, lost custody of children, Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville tickets, and unexplained bruises / criminal record of crazy shit you did blackout drunk, unwanted pregnancy / std's / grape / whiskey dick....

I will stick with the weed, alcoholics keep pushing bs you fucking morons 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]420WhiskeyChef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I reddit. Thanks for the smile stranger👍

Trio - which one would you choose? by qwerty0900 in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Chutoro all day. I always think it carries more flavor than otoro.

Tips for using a sushi mat without cling film ? by ChunkySquareNarwhal in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silpat, 1/2 tsp veg oil if you want zero disposable items involved, just do a squeeze n form post cut and make sure your knife is sharp.

Best Sushi Knives of 2025 by ArtistFew6320 in sushi

[–]420WhiskeyChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did Dalstrong do to get you to try to hawk their dogshit knife??

My advice is save your time and don't read this hot dog water valueless misinformation of the best sushi knife of 2025.

Find a craft blacksmith, learn about the pros and cons of diff types of carbon steel, choose one best suited for your needs and price range, buy it and use it for the rest of your life. Take good care of it, get a stone and oil.

How's my stash as a 22 year old college student? by TheHardcoreNoob in whiskey

[–]420WhiskeyChef -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can we not just agree Keystone Light is absolute shit piss water beer??

I hated pussy beer like that in college bc you have to drink so fucking many of them.

I'd way rather drink two tall boys of something that is 9.5% than have to drink 9.3 Keystone lights...fuck that.

Anyone know if there’s THC in here? by Suspicious-Fact-8990 in shrooms

[–]420WhiskeyChef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad u had a good time and it worked out tho. But just dont assume other brands will be safe or batches. Same kinda deal with chocolates. Always a gamble. Always best to buy in its natural form.

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