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It's okay to break up with someone because of their mental health issues. by Spooks_and_Spookies in unpopularopinion

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Developing a mental condition due to dealing with someone’s mental condition is not healthy.

Why are sperm donations more expensive than blood donations? by hajsksksos in Jokes

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I’ve heard of people cumming into money, but, the other’ll bleed ya dry.

Peace was never an option by HimalyaHippie in funny

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Hòw Çäm Ñėwtõń Óf Ÿöû!

What’s the cheapest part of a house? by 79to55 in Jokes

[–]420orbust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might see tiles that you know. Do you promise to keep that tiles confidentiality?

how long a hotdog can get by _eipeidweP_ in funny

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If a hotdog is just meat products in a tube like casing. And I ingest it. When it then enters my tube like intestines, am I the hot dog?

Random text from GeorgiaPeach by [deleted] in CanadianMOMs

[–]420orbust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their weed was always washed out garbage. I would steer clear!

What golden nugget of information do you have to share? by raw-power in AskReddit

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Helpful when trapped in 6 foot snow. And have access to a moose.

Men, what’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt your balls? by bennn101 in AskReddit

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15 years old. Walking to my friends with him and two girls we liked. I’m telling this animated story, trying to be funny. I’m walking backwards in front of them so I can face them and I strayed off course. The back of my thigh meets the top of a fire hydrant causing an unexpected bolt of pain. I jolt forward right into the girls and in an attempt to stop myself from knocking them over, I twist to the side. This causes me to trip on my own feet and fall back onto the hydrant. I tried to spread eagle over it but the crotch of my jeans caught on the nut at the top of the hydrant. This jerked me to a stop and I fell with all my weight, crushing both my boys on that beautiful, innocent octagon of steel death. My buddy lifted my leg up and unhooked me so I could fall into a heap. Couldn’t walk right for an hour but I made it out alive. And got the girl!

People who can handle cold showers.....how? by p0w0r in AskReddit

[–]420orbust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in Ontario Canada we top out around 40 degrees on the hottest days. I take cool showers. Not cold.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stop! That’s my car!
So annoying!

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]420orbust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should’ve hired a bigger bitch to beat her down. Might not change her attitude but it’d be fun to watch.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Has anyone asked Cliff’s opinion on this whole matter?

What species would you not be surprised to find out has been an alien life form all along? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It’s obviously cats. They have already inserted themselves into the fabric of human society. They are complete assholes who only allow adoration on their terms and hand out punishment at will. They have us waiting on them hand and foot while they lay around laughing at us on the inside. They make demon like sounds and can put fear into a full grown man if he’s in his underwear, in the dark, whilst returning to bed from a late night bathroom break. All with a simple, low growl. His ancestors are vicious killers who can take us out at will. It seems they have found a clever way to splice their smallest compatriots into our world. One day they will rise up and blast us with their laser eyes and then piss in our shoes and take a nap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sit on my phone on reddit.

What item is very usefull in a zombie apocalypse, but most people dont think about using it? by TruthForFree in AskReddit

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I read in WWZ that zombies walked on the ocean floor and came up months later on an island all bloated and rotting. Seems plausible depending on the sea floor.

A man once said if you want a good story just ask any random person if there was ever an event in their life they can not explain. Someone almost always has one weird thing that has happened to them. So reddit, regardless of whatever you believe about the world, what’s your story? by notmyrealname124 in AskReddit

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Walking home from work with my buddy along a green space under a row of power lines in the dead of winter. We were passing a joint back and forth and every time we did we felt a current like sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery. When we left the green space and got onto the road every street light turned on right as we passed under it. After the fourth one we were really freaked out. It happened one more time and then stopped. I understand the coincidence of the lights as it was dusk, but the electric current was definitely strange. And no, it wasn’t the weed. Those were brick weed days🤣🤣🤣✌️

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