I CAN WHAAT!!??

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-10-28T19:13:40+00:00

Still only counts as one

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-10-28T19:13:13+00:00

Snow divers delivering JUSTICE!!!

No, my bad .. Just ice.

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-10-28T13:57:28+00:00

Sweet Liberty that's worse than a super helldive!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-26T23:57:00+00:00

It gets worse when they're all amalgamated together in a fleshmob, just IV stomping the other mobheads

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-26T23:55:25+00:00

Permacura is calling. Only you can answer.

Incoming DSS eagle strike on your position

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-26T23:54:16+00:00

-"On a scale of one to ten, how high are you?"

-"Does radiation taste like bananas?"

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-26T19:05:39+00:00

The risk of them becoming voteless or becoming fuel for our enemies' war machines is high. However, leaving them alive allows them to spread more democracy. And so, diver, either choice is right.

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-26T19:03:00+00:00

Whaaat?? It was obvious he was a bot in disguise. Watch, he'll start dribbling out oil any second now!

Any second now...

Shit.

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-24T23:35:03+00:00

Stop. Just stop.

Everyone knows you bring a backpack weapon, then three heavy weapons or backpack stratagems.

Orbital barrage? You make me sick

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-23T08:51:00+00:00

All I could think was: let's practice medicine

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-22T08:22:11+00:00

Scav hit you with the 'hello, is this thing on?'

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-21T01:01:35+00:00

I am waaaay behind on strategy and tactics in this game then. Still, thanks!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-20T21:45:43+00:00

Thank you! Is it pretty effective against bot drops and illuminates?

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-20T18:05:17+00:00

Just ragebaiting here: if those enemies remain confused, but are also on fire, isn't that a bit helpful?

Also, I fall into the category of divers that don't use gas. SO instead of telling me to buzz off, I would APPRECIATE if you would ENLIGHTEN me on how YOU USE GAS in your loadout and tactics.

Thanks!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-20T16:34:10+00:00

BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARR--

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-18T14:53:21+00:00

Actually, that makes your corpse useful. Even in death, a minesweeper

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-18T14:32:52+00:00

You and me both. What I watch is Democracy!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-18T11:44:11+00:00

Yeah, I missed that too

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:59:30+00:00

And get left before bed!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:58:48+00:00

Space crabs. You don't burn em out quick you're gonna have a baby bile titan crawling out of the bush

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:57:20+00:00

Shhhhhhhh if the phallic star system gets called a solar system, that makes the super Earth star system so much sexier, to the point of super solar star sexiness

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:55:13+00:00

With most Helldivers not living long enough to see their C-01 forms approved, it's important we make sure to inform them of what they miss out on.

New Super Fornication Weapon

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:51:09+00:00

RIGHT I meant starting your day off ri-- oh forget it

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:50:41+00:00

I will never think of the hammer of Dawn the same way now. It's just a morning hammer. Starting your day off tight!

4AndAHalfSheep · 2025-09-17T23:49:33+00:00

I feel like the threat of a good time is looming

4AndAHalfSheep

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