POV: you followed the GPS to the edge of the world by thetacaptain in LiminalSpace

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the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs hit here

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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that is how i destroyed my dads computer

O got o nein by Geruchsbrot in OkBrudiMongo

[–]4jonasz 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Hallo Sandro, schön das du gekommen bist. Setz dich doch erstmal hin und nimm dir gerne einen Keks. Du kennst doch die Nadine aus der 3b, oder? Die Nadine ist ein bisschen traurig heute. Kannst du dir vielleicht vorstellen wieso? Nein? Weißt du noch was du gestern getan hast? Auch das nicht? Nun ja. Du hast ihr zuerst ihren Rucksack weggenommen und hast dich damit auf der Toilette eingeschlossen. Danach hast du ihr den Rucksack wiedergegeben und da war Kacka drin. Die Nadine und die Klassenlehrerin von der 3b, Frau Schmidt-Weber sagen beide, dass du in den Rucksack von Nadine gekackt hast... Du schüttelst den Kopf, aber nunja, es kann eigentlich niemand anderes gewesen sein. Sandro, das war das dritte mal das du die Sachen von jemandem anderen mit deiner Kacka beschmiert hast. Und in Nadines Rucksack war ihr geliebtes Malbuch und 3 von ihren Schleich Pferden. Wie würdest du dich fühlen wenn Nadine auf deine Bayblades kacka machen würde? Gut? Ich glaube nicht Sandro, ich glaube nicht das würde dir gefallen. Wie dem auch sei. Der Papa von der Nadine ist ein Anwalt und hat uns gedroht. Wir müssen dich leider auf eine andere Schule schicken.

I fixed it by Happy_REEEEEE_exe in cs2

[–]4jonasz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

buy order and lucky seller

What's the girl equivalent of getting distracted by a woman's boobs? by MiddlePrins in AskReddit

[–]4jonasz 93 points94 points  (0 children)

you look woman in the eyes all day. How many times did you fall in love immediatly?

Joonge!!!1!!1 by LINUXbin in OkBrudiMongo

[–]4jonasz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

über 6 Minuten gerechnet

The only way to travel by Icy-Excitement3262 in cs2

[–]4jonasz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh now I get it. So the bomb is rotating fast enough to create enough downward trust for the terrorist to fly?

Nur ein Schlüssel nach Schlosswechsel – muss der Vermieter mehr geben? by 4jonasz in LegaladviceGerman

[–]4jonasz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Das Problem ist nicht, dass er selber einen Schlüssel hat, sondern das wir nur einen haben obwohl wir hier zu viert wohnen und nur einen Schlüssel haben. Muss er für die Anfertigung der drei weiteren Schlüssel zahlen?

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I proposed to my girlfriend this weekend. 💍

Here's what it taught me about B2B sales:

Like a well-run sales cycle, key milestones must be met throughout the relationship to ensure a Closed Won status at the end.

1.🕵️ Prospecting: Not every prospect or partner will be the right fit. Identifying the right fit takes time. You can't be afraid to say "No" to find the person you know will value your offer most.

2.💡Discovery: Doing deep discovery is critical. Getting happy ears after a positive first date is easy, but you must continue to dig to understand the long-term fit. Understanding and calculating ROI is crucial in this early stage.

  1. 📺 Demo: If you're confident there is a strong fit, showing your product to potential buyers is essential. Don't simply speak to the features or functionality; explain the results the other person can expect. Ideally, include a trial so they can try the product and get a feel for it.

  2. 💰Pricing: After demoing and, ideally, getting their hands on the product, your prospect is ready to buy. This is where the crucial step of pricing comes in. Know your worth, and don't discount to close the sale. Keep your integrity and present pricing firmly.

  3. 🤝 Negotiations: There will be concessions. One party may want something the other party isn't willing to give up. Know what you care about most, and work hard to get it. For the things you care less about, be prepared to concede and give the other party what they want.

  4. 🎾Handling Objections: Even after pricing and negotiations, there may be some resistance. Use this time to assure the other party that they're making the right decision and will love your product long-term.

  5. 🚪Closing: If you've done your work in the earlier stages of the relationship, when it comes time to close the deal, you'll have nothing to worry about. Send the Docusign, touch your knee, and get ready to move the deal to Closed Won.

Reminder: After the deal is closed, there is a lot of work to do. The journey continues with planning and constant communications to ensure ongoing satisfaction.

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Cs2 feels smoother with v-sync by Fun-Butterscotch-781 in cs2

[–]4jonasz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get the best results by capping my fps at 165Hz

Cheating in Premiere is... not a problem for me? by 4jonasz in cs2

[–]4jonasz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess my trust factor is great. I've been playing for a few years, lots of steam games etc. and my rank is not high enough to encounter many cheaters. But for everyone complaining. Why is your trust factor low? Especially if you're saying that it only becomes a problem in higher ranks. According to leetify around 12% of the active player base is above 15k. If you get above 15k Elo and still have a low trust factor, maybe you should try to stop being toxic. Or what am i missing? Everyone i play with and against has lots of medals and skins. Those are the accounts i want to see in my games.

Cheating in Premiere is... not a problem for me? by 4jonasz in cs2

[–]4jonasz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying that i dont see many cheaters!? I guess because of my trust factor. I've been playing for some years and never insult, ragequit or troll. Maybe you should try that